#1
alright. i dont expect one person to answer them all. . . just as many as you can. this will make my life a trillion times easier. thanks guys

1. what does "kirk" mean
2. what is a "roup"
3. where was abbie born
4. what was abbies mothers name
5. what scared the children at the end of chapter two
6.who died in chapter three
7. what was strange about the deer that ed mattews shot
8. what had just started at the end of chapter 4
9. how much did doc mathews pay will deal to take ed's place
10. who was teaching abbie how to paint
11.how much land did will and abbie own
12. was abbies second child a boy or a girl.
13. what did they name it
14. what did dan die from
15. the name "stove creek" was changed to what?
16. what insects destroyed the crops
17. what holiday were they celebrating in chapter 14
18. what was the "grange"
19. what was the name of the school that was started
20. when attending the funeral what drove the people out of the church
21. what did the deals decide it was time to start building
22. what disease did mack get
23. what did mack and his dad have a disagreement over
24. who was the person who started arbor day for nebraska
25. what year did nebraska make arbor day a holiday
26. where did margeret decide to go.
27. why did abbie have so much trouble getting home in chapter twenty
28. what did she name this latest baby
29. who did margeret marry
30. who hurt their foot while plowing the field
31. what happened to will at the end of chapter 21
32. what did johnny study when he went to school.
33. did will live to see his grandson
34. who came to live with abbie
35. why did grandpa give isabelle the money
36. what ad isabelle done that had shocked abbie
37. after the war, where did john start his law practice
38. who moved back to cedartown
39. who was eloise
40.what new contraption did mack arrive in
41. where did grace want abbie to go
42. who was the grand daughter that was so outspoken and forward
43. who sang on the radio for abbie.
44. abbie gave the pearls to whom
45. what was macks and katherines present to abbie.
46. who wrote " a lantern in her hand"
#4
...the hell you talkin' 'bout, son?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#6
Quote by grayelbows
its a book.... and all these questions need to be answered by morning... and this saves me hours of looking through every page for each answer.


Don't procrastinate.

The pit is not your Google.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#7
1- 46. Fap.
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#8
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its a book.... and all these questions need to be answered by morning... and this saves me hours of looking through every page for each answer.

You mean actually reading the book?
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#11
1. what does "kirk" mean slang for penis
2. what is a "roup" slang for vagina
3. where was abbie born South Africa
4. what was abbies mothers name Aurora
5. what scared the children at the end of chapter two Candle jack
6.who died in chapter three abbie
7. what was strange about the deer that ed mattews shot It was actually a dog
8. what had just started at the end of chapter 4 chapter 5
9. how much did doc mathews pay will deal to take ed's place for teh lulz
10. who was teaching abbie how to paint George Washington
11.how much land did will and abbie own approximately 10 acres
12. was abbies second child a boy or a girl. Tranny
13. what did they name it Joe
14. what did dan die from death
15. the name "stove creek" was changed to what? dick creek
16. what insects destroyed the crops bugs
17. what holiday were they celebrating in chapter 14 christmas
18. what was the "grange" slang for teh boobies
19. what was the name of the school that was started School
20. when attending the funeral what drove the people out of the church a dead body
21. what did the deals decide it was time to start building ...what?
22. what disease did mack get AIDS!
23. what did mack and his dad have a disagreement over Matt's drug problem
24. who was the person who started arbor day for nebraska John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shmitt
25. what year did nebraska make arbor day a holiday 2053
26. where did margeret decide to go. North Korea
27. why did abbie have so much trouble getting home in chapter twenty She got lost because she'd never been out of the kitchen.
28. what did she name this latest baby Jeff
29. who did margeret marry An old pedophile
30. who hurt their foot while plowing the field margeret
31. what happened to will at the end of chapter 21 he died
32. what did johnny study when he went to school. math
33. did will live to see his grandson no, he got shot
34. who came to live with abbie her adopted vietnamese brother
35. why did grandpa give isabelle the money to pay for teh sex0rz
36. what ad isabelle done that had shocked abbie rape
37. after the war, where did john start his law practice law school
38. who moved back to cedartown John
39. who was eloise a woman
40.what new contraption did mack arrive in a spaceship
41. where did grace want abbie to go hell
42. who was the grand daughter that was so outspoken and forward Madison
43. who sang on the radio for abbie. Rick Astley
44. abbie gave the pearls to whomRick Astley
45. what was macks and katherines present to abbie. Rick Astley's top 10
46. who wrote " a lantern in her hand" Rick Astley

...damn straight.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#12
Quote by Tag43
Read the book.

The Pit will either answer rape or fap.

That or murder.
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#14
does this book exist?

i call made-up assignment.

if this book existed, it would be on sparknotes. and you would have gone there instead of asking the pit, because it would actually have the answers.
#15
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does this book exist?

i call made-up assignment.

if this book existed, it would be on sparknotes. and you would have gone there instead of asking the pit, because it would actually have the answers.


Because every book is on spark notes...


Except all the books I read last semester
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#16
Quote by grayelbows
alecmag. you are the man!

I've read this book twice and all of those are correct... He certainly is the man, Now that you've got your assignment done, what are you going to do now?
#17
Quote by bigwilly
Because every book is on spark notes...


Except all the books I read last semester



Jesus Christ himself invented sparknotes for the benefit of all those who love and follow him, thus it cannot be anything but perfect.
#18
Quote by AlecMag
1. what does "kirk" mean slang for penis
2. what is a "roup" slang for vagina
3. where was abbie born South Africa
4. what was abbies mothers name Aurora
5. what scared the children at the end of chapter two Candle jack
6.who died in chapter three abbie
7. what was strange about the deer that ed mattews shot It was actually a dog
8. what had just started at the end of chapter 4 chapter 5
9. how much did doc mathews pay will deal to take ed's place for teh lulz
10. who was teaching abbie how to paint George Washington
11.how much land did will and abbie own approximately 10 acres
12. was abbies second child a boy or a girl. Tranny
13. what did they name it Joe
14. what did dan die from death
15. the name "stove creek" was changed to what? dick creek
16. what insects destroyed the crops bugs
17. what holiday were they celebrating in chapter 14 christmas
18. what was the "grange" slang for teh boobies
19. what was the name of the school that was started School
20. when attending the funeral what drove the people out of the church a dead body
21. what did the deals decide it was time to start building ...what?
22. what disease did mack get AIDS!
23. what did mack and his dad have a disagreement over Matt's drug problem
24. who was the person who started arbor day for nebraska John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shmitt
25. what year did nebraska make arbor day a holiday 2053
26. where did margeret decide to go. North Korea
27. why did abbie have so much trouble getting home in chapter twenty She got lost because she'd never been out of the kitchen.
28. what did she name this latest baby Jeff
29. who did margeret marry An old pedophile
30. who hurt their foot while plowing the field margeret
31. what happened to will at the end of chapter 21 he died
32. what did johnny study when he went to school. math
33. did will live to see his grandson no, he got shot
34. who came to live with abbie her adopted vietnamese brother
35. why did grandpa give isabelle the money to pay for teh sex0rz
36. what ad isabelle done that had shocked abbie rape
37. after the war, where did john start his law practice law school
38. who moved back to cedartown John
39. who was eloise a woman
40.what new contraption did mack arrive in a spaceship
41. where did grace want abbie to go hell
42. who was the grand daughter that was so outspoken and forward Madison
43. who sang on the radio for abbie. Rick Astley
44. abbie gave the pearls to whomRick Astley
45. what was macks and katherines present to abbie. Rick Astley's top 10
46. who wrote " a lantern in her hand" Rick Astley

...damn straight.


If abbie died in chapter 3 how come she appears in chapter 20?
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#19
Quote by Jesus=ConArtist
If abbie died in chapter 3 how would she appears in chapter 20?

Carefully.
#20
Quote by Filter
Carefully.


You had to quote me before I edited it to make it sound correct didn't you
lol
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I'd call you a crazy Brit, but your username seems to quite assure your sanity.


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Epic username of pure epicness

To: Jesus=ConArtist
#21
Quote by Jesus=ConArtist
If abbie died in chapter 3 how come she appears in chapter 20?


It's like Terminator: he went back in time.
#22
Quote by Jesus=ConArtist
You had to quote me before I edited it to make it sound correct didn't you
lol

#23
UG should write a book

Everyone can contribute a bit to the story
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I'd call you a crazy Brit, but your username seems to quite assure your sanity.


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Epic username of pure epicness

To: Jesus=ConArtist
#25
Quote by Jesus=ConArtist
UG should write a book

Everyone can contribute a bit to the story

We've tried this 483*10^45 times and it has never worked.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#26
i got the answer to number 1 !!!

1) a guitarist who often repeats solo's and never turns the ****ing wah off
#27
Quote by Taygunov
i got the answer to number 1 !!!

1) a guitarist who often repeats solo's and never turns the ****ing wah off

olololol funny guy here
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#28
Quote by grayelbows
46. who wrote " a lantern in her hand"


i hope you can answer this one...
#29
When I saw lantern all I could think about was the Green Lantern. So now I will recite the Green Lantern Oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
beware my power...Green Lantern's Light!"

Haven't read or heard of that book. You tried Spark Notes yet?
H e l l o .
#30
Alecmag have my babies.
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#31
To my understanding "kirk" is an old term for church. At least that's what it means in "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"


Do your homework on your own, though.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
#32
Quote by grayelbows
alecmag. you are the man!


Yes these are indeed the right answers. And I am, in fact, the man.

>.>
<.<

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.