Poll: Good excuse?
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View poll results: Good excuse?
Stick with lie until death
77 29%
**** Gnomes put it there
12 4%
Blame the mom
6 2%
Blame George Bush
21 8%
MAN UP MOTHER****ER
84 31%
Making animal balloons
18 7%
Thought it was a toilet-cleaning product
7 3%
Mudkipz did it
44 16%
Voters: 270.
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#1
k long story short, girlfriend's little sister SOMEHOW managed to find one of our condoms in the toilet (dont even ask) and she told her mom ( who is insane). Our original excuse was that someone from my gf's work put a condom in her purse as a joke and she found it when she got home and thought flushing them was how to dispose of them ( its lame but ignorance usually works). Well, being that she is insane, her mom called her work and asked if anyone had done that. They said no
(i dont blame them). So now her mom thinks she's lying and will go nuts. Her parents are divorced and her dad is a really chill guy, so idk what will happen with him. Her mother is a knieving ***** and so is her little sis. I want to know some excuses that could work in this situation. Anything would be helpful

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SUPEREDIT: I meant balloon animals and you know it...
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#2
It was hers.
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#3
tell her your Sex Ed class handed them out
and you threw it out cause idk it was damaged or some ****
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#11
so how would the entire work know for sure if one weird person put a condom in her purse? stick with that.

say there's a really weird guy who did it. get your gf to convince that guy to take the rap from some random woman that he will never know or care about.
#12
you thought it was a rubber glove.. u didnt want to repeat her mistake.,....or um safety first
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#13
accuse the mom or little sister of being a slut. then tell them that using condoms goes against your religion.
#15
Come on, at least she knows your doing it safe right?
At the end of the day then she knoes shes not ending up a grandmother any time soon


Look her right in the eye and say 'i did your daughter up the pooper'
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#16
"We were making balloon animals I swear mom!!!!"
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#21
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don't flush condoms, retard.


that was a one time occurance, cuntbag.

there's no reason to be all nasty about it
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#22
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that was a one time occurance, cuntbag.


ooh, that's a new one.

c°ntbag.

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#23
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#24
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that was a one time occurance, cuntbag.

there's no reason to be all nasty about it


Hint for the future..... always flush un flushable things with Toilet paper, wad it up around the condom and that thing is goin' bye bye!
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#26
If you and your gf are legally old enough to fcuk, tell her mom "Well, we didn't think you'd want grandkids so we decided to just be responsible young adults instead." Seriously, she should appreciate you two were careful enough to actually use a condom and not do what half the young people in this country (UK) seem to do.

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Quote by chimpinatux
Come on, at least she knows your doing it safe right?
At the end of the day then she knoes shes not ending up a grandmother any time soon


Look her right in the eye and say 'i did your daughter up the pooper'

Well, this guy said it first but yeah... '+1'
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#27
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Hint for the future..... always flush un flushable things with Toilet paper, wad it up around the condom and that thing is goin' bye bye!


we do that, which is why this whole thing seems weird.
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#28
Just do this and she'll forget all about her daughter ****ing...

Go up to her face and ask her if she used to shag like a minx when she was younger and then whatever her answer pull down your pants and stick your wang in her face and say "in ain't gonna suck itself'! You won't have to deal with anything after that and you may even get yer dick sucked by your GF's mom!
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#29
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If you and your gf are legally old enough to fcuk, tell her mom "Well, we didn't think you'd want grandkids so we decided to just be responsible young adults instead." Seriously, she should appreciate you two were careful enough to actually use a condom and not do what half the young people in this country (UK) seem to do.

Edit:

Well, this guy said it first but yeah... '+1'



Well said.
#30
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Just do this and she'll forget all about her daughter ****ing...

Go up to her face and ask her if she used to shag like a minx when she was younger and then whatever her answer pull down your pants and stick your wang in her face and say "in ain't gonna suck itself'! You won't have to deal with anything after that and you may even get yer dick sucked by your GF's mom!


her mother looks like the inside of a walrus' anus...
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#31
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"We were making balloon animals I swear mom!!!!"

+1
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#32
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that was a one time occurance, cuntbag.

there's no reason to be all nasty about it
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k long story short, girlfriend's little sister SOMEHOW managed to find one of our condoms in the toilet (dont even ask) and she told her mom ( who is insane). Our original excuse was that someone from my gf's work put a condom in her purse as a joke and she found it when she got home and thought flushing them was how to dispose of them ( its lame but ignorance usually works). Well, being that she is insane, her mom called her work and asked if anyone had done that. They said no
(i dont blame them). So now her mom thinks she's lying and will go nuts. Her parents are divorced and her dad is a really chill guy, so idk what will happen with him. Her mother is a knieving ***** and so is her little sis. I want to know some excuses that could work in this situation. Anything would be helpful
No, moron. Her mom KNOWS she's lying. You guys are just fucked, plain and simple. Cope with it. More lies will just make the two of you look even more stupid than you are.
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#33
Just tell her that all three of you should just have sex OR you could just tell the truth and hope for the best.
#34
I hope the mother pushes for statutory rape charges.
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#35
That was the best excuse I've ever heard: the look on her face must have been totally priceless!

As SYK mentioned, you two are already in hot water and you've been caught red handed by the sounds of things.
Fess up and be a man about it - lies get you nowhere very quickly.
Talk to her mother: if she can't accept the fact that two responsible (hopefully) adults are being safe whilst doing their own business then you'll have to do what everyone else in that situation does - sneak around and have even MORE sex.
Once she realises this, I hope she relaxes the restraints.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
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#36
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That was the best excuse I've ever heard: the look on her face must have been totally priceless!

As SYK mentioned, you two are already in hot water and you've been caught red handed by the sounds of things.
Fess up and be a man about it - lies get you nowhere very quickly.
Talk to her mother: if she can't accept the fact that two responsible (hopefully) adults are being safe whilst doing their own business then you'll have to do what everyone else in that situation does - sneak around and have even MORE sex.
Once she realises this, I hope she relaxes the restraints.

this
thats what i alwayz do
#37
Sorry, you're how old? Tell her you used the ****ing thing. I'm sure she'd be more pissed if you weren't using them.

Man the **** up
#38
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Sorry, you're how old? Tell her you used the ****ing thing. I'm sure she'd be more pissed if you weren't using them.

Man the **** up


We're both legal, so the "man up" thing wont be a problem, but if I can get away with it before i gotta use that, i will.
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#39
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That was the best excuse I've ever heard: the look on her face must have been totally priceless!

As SYK mentioned, you two are already in hot water and you've been caught red handed by the sounds of things.
Fess up and be a man about it - lies get you nowhere very quickly.
Talk to her mother: if she can't accept the fact that two responsible (hopefully) adults are being safe whilst doing their own business then you'll have to do what everyone else in that situation does - sneak around and have even MORE sex.
Once she realises this, I hope she relaxes the restraints.

Eh, i dunno TS, there are some crazy mothers who will NEVER give up the control, until their daughter is married. Seriously, if she's that type, try to get out of it as best you can, because you're most likely beyond the point of no return
although, since she hasn't mandated that the girl stop seeing you(i assume), that is a rather promising sign that she doesn't know 100%
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this
thats what i alwayz do

It's what everyone does
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If TS describes this to the family, they'll understand it'll be better for everyone if she just calms the hell down
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
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