#1
Well bottom line, i need money for an electric guitar. i'm 14 btw. XD So sexual favors or sperm donations are out. Same with drugs.
I need ways to make money, without getting an ACTUAL job, with a boss, you know i mean like places like mcdonalds or something. Things like babysitting are okie dokie.
So far ive got
ice cream/ lemonade/ hotchocolate stand (FTW XD XD XD...the ice cream is the greatest its homeade :P)
Babysitting
Street performing (is that legal in Colorado? XD)

If you can reccomend some acoustic songs for street performing XD
So help meh please, im sick of playing acoustic as my electric dang it XD
#2
blowjobs
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#3
RAPE!!!!!..............wait forget it.....
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#8
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Yea well either way XD Im also asking for song ideas too so therefore im special. XD
#10
There's really no other way really but to get a job honestly. If you can do favors for people, or save change up, that's the only other two options I can give.
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#11
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If UG had a dollar for every time this question was asked... just imagine....


That's an interesting way to make money


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#13
all those "XDXDXDXDXD" annoy me, it ruined the Super Champ XD cause everytime i see it i think "why the FUCK is it so happy?"
#15
if there is some type of college near you they usually pay to do like psychological testing and ****. they usually pay $40, however since you're 14 you'd be better off with doing home invasions.
#18
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all those "XDXDXDXDXD" annoy me, it ruined the Super Champ XD cause everytime i see it i think "why the FUCK is it so happy?"

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

sorry couldn't resist
#21
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sorry couldn't resist

Why not? It's pretty easy, see?

Congratulations, no one is gonna take you seriously after this...

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