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so im a pretty chill guy. i hardly ever pick fights, i never am even rude to anyone.

one girl is going to change that.

this girl at my school is so ****ing annoying. she thinks she is the ****, and brags all the time about how talented she is when really shes not.

ive actually confronted her about this. and bear in mind, i dont confront people. her bitch ass still will not shut up.

what can i say to shut her smug ass up?
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Stab her in the face with a soldering iron.
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Fight that bitch.
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why so serious?
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At first he was like...
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Stab her in the face with a soldering iron.


nah theres nothing you can do to shut her up
except public humiliation
fight fire with fire as I say
make up some story that she blew like a dork at your school
he wont deny it cause it gets him popularity and she cant prove that she didnt
then you sit back and watch her eat her soul out

this of course works at my school
results may vary not responsible for anyhting that might ensue
Last edited by conrad523 at Mar 4, 2009,
if it helps, shes rly proud of the way she looks (shes not hot) and her acting skills (she cant act). anything i can say to completely obliterate her morale?
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if it helps, shes rly proud of the way she looks (shes not hot) and her acting skills (she cant act). anything i can say to completely obliterate her morale?

tell her to move to San Fransisco...
all the dudes are gay, so she might make friends
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Surgically remover her eyelids, and pour acid in her eyes.
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you sound like a douche bag...... just sayin.....

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Tell her she's fat, tell her she's ugly, etc.
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no i am literally friendly with every person in our grade, but this girl...she treats EVERYONE else like they are a piece of **** compared to her, and it pisses me off
punch her in the throat, then she can't speak.
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Ignore her?

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I say you act like she doesnt exist and never respond to anything she says or does. Some girls are just straight up retarded and you can never win so why bother
Be wicked nice to her. Tell her u like her and date her for awhile. Slam her in bed a few times and once she gets emotionally attached, dump her.
yeah i kinda suck at guitar, so no facemelting. although her face already does look pretty melted to be honest
You do not sound chill at all
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Challenge her to a Rock-Off, assume she doesn't play guitar. Learn Free Bird Quickly.
eventually fate will catch up with her, and the universe is much better at dispensing karmic justice than you are.
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Any time she say anything, just follow it up with a joke about her weight. All girls are insecure about their weight
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YES IT MUST BE FREE BIRD. If it's not, she won't shut up. Or shove your guitar's headstock up her ass until you pierce her guts and it comes out of her mouth. She won't be able to talk after that, but it's a waste of a guitar.
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