thanks to an idea from, maninthebox24, i have decided to create this thread
heres a place that you can list any hallmark, or any other card, sayings that you have seen
you can also bash cards and change them around to sound perverted
have fun
the pit sucks right now
i was relying on you guys to use your minds and twist around stuff said on a card
i was looking for some humor
fine this thread fails
i blame maninthebox24
Damn I hate you all, I was looking forward to seeing this thread... I can't contribute though
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
'Sorry I gave you Herpes!'

And make it one of those singing cards, with something like 'Get Down Tonight' by KC And The Sunshine Band playing.

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Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
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thanks to an idea from, maninthebox24

What did I do?
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"

"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol

"I wanna lick you too much"

Own this Black Sabbath shirt?