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#1
Ok, im in school right now. id rather not be here at all to be honest. Are there any ways to make your temperature go up if i were to go to the nurse and try to go home? (Shell only send you home if you have a high enough temperature...)

I heard something somewhere about putting a coin in your mouth... Does that work?
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#2
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I heard something somewhere about putting a coin in your mouth... Does that work?


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I heard something somewhere about putting a coin in your mouth... Does that work?

That only works if you dispense Polos for a living.
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#5
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I heard something somewhere about putting a coin in your mouth... Does that work?

I've never ever heard of anything like that working

Erm, try wearing a load of clothes for an hour and force your temperature up. As soon as you have to go and see the nurse take them all off.
I don't think you'll cool down that quickly.

Also, eat and drink something very hot so it heats you up from the inside.
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#7
Uhhh...just leave.
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#10
Can you not write a note saying you got orthadontist or something and hand it in and sign out.

Or you could pretend to pass out.

Seriously. . . faking a temperate is hard. . unless there is a hairdyrer in the art department and you could use that?
#11
Go to the bathroom, run on the spot for about 10 minutes until your legs give out.
Catch your breath, Frequently ask if you can go to the bathroom while in the nurse's office. When she asks you whats wrong, say you have Diarhea.
She'll believe you.
And noone wants someone with Diarhea in their classroom or around them at all.


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Actually, yeah.
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hold your breath until you pass out, they'll believe you^^
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#16
Just a quick query - how will the nurse take your temperature?
Oral/aural/rectal thermometer, or what?
#17
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Can you not write a note saying you got orthadontist or something and hand it in and sign out.

Or you could pretend to pass out.

Seriously. . . faking a temperate is hard. . unless there is a hairdyrer in the art department and you could use that?


thats funny because im sitting in art right now on my teachers computer... he has tons of curling irons to make chihullis out of bottles...
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#18
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Go to the bathroom, run on the spot for about 10 minutes until your legs give out.
Catch your breath, Frequently ask if you can go to the bathroom while in the nurse's office. When she asks you whats wrong, say you have Diarhea.
She'll believe you.
And noone wants someone with Diarhea in their classroom or around them at all.



Actually, yeah.
TS, are you in highschool?

yeah im in highschool

she takes the temp oraly
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#19
Or you could stop being a whiny git and do your work like a good boy.
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#20
Stay in school. Its better for you.
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#21
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yeah im in highschool

she takes the temp oraly


You're in high school, yet you won't just leave? WTF? If you're going to try to get out of school, at least do it the right way instead of the vagina's way out.
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#22
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yeah im in highschool

she takes the temp oraly

Do what I said, then.
You wont regret it.

Plus, yeah, In high school, You don't have to worry so much about just leaving.
They rarely ever follow through on the threats they give.
They might ask you where you went, but just tell them you were sick.
If they ask with what, you shit your pants.
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#23
Put your forhead against the radiator for 5 mins, then quickly run to the nurse and tell he how you are sooo ill, and get her to feel how hot and clammy your poor head is

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#26
Seriously, eat some turd. In a week, tops, you'll be sh*tting like it's going out of fashion.
#28
Stay in school you pussy.
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#29
**** you, man. I'm out of school today, as I was yesterday, with a temperature of 104.
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#30
if you stab yourself in the neck with a pen then you can leave school. or just ****ing walk out. is high school. you aren't learning any great secrets about life. what'll they do? suspend you? ha.
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#32
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Stay in school you pussy.

That's what the pussies do man...the badboys bunk school, smoke fags, shoplift and throw chips at old ladies while the pussy boys sit at school pretending they want to learn, but in fact they are scared
#33
In my school you can only miss 5 days a semster... ive missed those five days. If i just leave they will take away my credits.. Last time i just left i got suspended. Ive already had my important classes for the day (english, economics..) the rest are all elective classes that are unimportant and i really dont feel like being here.
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#34
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In my school you can only miss 5 days a semster... ive missed those five days. If i just leave they will take away my credits.. Last time i just left i got suspended. Ive already had my important classes for the day (english, economics..) the rest are all elective classes that are unimportant and i really dont feel like being here.


In Indiana? What school do you go to? Cuz HNHS was nothing close to that. They tried to threaten us with that, but in the end, the more people that graduate, the more money the school gets. It was all just empty threats.
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#35
Temperatures are the most common fake, they'll never believe anything like that. Try suddenly flopping your head on the desk, make sure it bangs so it sounds painful, keep your eyes closed and hold your breath, then when someone nudges you open your eyes and start blinking repeatedly and acting confused.

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#36
Well, I'm trying to get out of english, because the teacher will literally eat my soul, so just do what I'm going to do. Say you don't feel good, if they ask why, just say you threw up and you have a sore throat. They'll let you leave, and they'll let me sit in the nurses office for the rest of the day.
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#37
Get yourself really warm water man. Like really warm but not scalding warm. Drink a lot of it and before the temperature check, leave some of the water sitting in your mouth so it just heats everything up. The gargle a bit and either spit or swallow the water if you've got nowhere to spit.


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#39
i heard that if u put toothpast in your armpit it would increase your temperature
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