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#1
well, not exactly.
but basically my psychology teacher was telling our class today that he is half german on his mother's side. his auntie lives in the same block of flats as an old german fellow called Herr Fess. After they got talking one time he revealed he used to be hitler's valet. he even has a picture of him and hitler together in his room.
but anyways, he was quite close to Hitler in his final days apparently and after Hitler killed himself in his bunker in Berlin, Herr Fess was given the job of taking Hitler's dead body outside in a carpet, finding a suitable place and burning it.
he keeps very quiet about it apparently and has never officially released his story as he doesn't want the attention.

i know it may smell of BS but it comes from a veeeeeeerry reliable source as far as im concerned.
discuss.
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#4
I thought the Soviets, like, burned the body or something

I haven't done WWII in History yet don't judge me
#5
This is true actually.


All that was ever left with his jaw.

They actually just found out recently about the guys taking Hitlier out back and burning him.


I watched something about it on the Discovery channel just late last year.

Was pretty interesting because they were going over all the possibilities that he might still be alive then...


BAM they let this out.
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#6
Good old Herr Fess and his I burned Hitlers corpse story. Has he told you about when he beat the Loch Ness monster in a game of table tennis yet?
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#7
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Because your psychology teacher's auntie is a veeeeeeerry reliable source.


as it happens, yes. but feel free to form your own opinion.
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

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#8
How do you know what B.S. smells like TS? Been examining your dogs droppings?
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#11
What, that´s bull****. He can´t be there, since I have him in my basement...
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#12
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How do you know what B.S. smells like TS? Been examining your dogs droppings?


BS = Bull Sh*t.
i.e. sh*t from a bull. so no.
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#13
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BS = Bull Sh*t.
i.e. sh*t from a bull. so no.



I know, it was a joke.
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#14
mai dad is zakk wylde he has brutral skills and he shredds liek mad . bls is like the best band ever your ****ty metallica aint wort ****.

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Seriously though, I heard about this thing called Photoshop.
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#17
Her Fress actually means "Mr. Big mouth" in Enlgish.
You just lost a bit of credibity there man..
#18
Are people not reading my post?
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Good old Herr Fess and his I burned Hitlers corpse story. Has he told you about when he beat the Loch Ness monster in a game of table tennis yet?

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#20
interesting story. need meeja conformation so the story will then be blown out of proportion and sold to the tabloids.


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Good old Herr Fess and his I burned Hitlers corpse story. Has he told you about when he beat the Loch Ness monster in a game of table tennis yet?


i did that
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#21
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Are people not reading my post?

Yeah, it's the same bullcrap as in the OP. Sorry mate.
#22
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Are people not reading my post?


Maybe nobody found it interesting enough to comment about?
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#23
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Her Fress actually means "Mr. Big mouth" in Enlgish.
You just lost a bit of credibity there man..


no. Herr means Mister. Fess means i dunoo what. you just lost a bit of credibility there, my friend.
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#24
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How do you know what B.S. smells like TS? Been examining your dogs droppings?


...what?
#25
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How do you know what B.S. smells like TS? Been examining your dogs droppings?


Since when does bull shit come from a dog?
Not quite sure what breed of dog you have..
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#26
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no. Herr means Mister. Fess means i dunoo what. you just lost a bit of credibility there, my friend.


Mr is short for Mister..?
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Since when does bull shit come from a dog?
Not quite sure what breed of dog you have..

A bulldog obviously.
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#27
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Yeah, it's the same bullcrap as in the OP. Sorry mate.


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#28
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Since when does bull shit come from a dog?
Not quite sure what breed of dog you have..


Bulldog?
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#29
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Mr is short for Mister..?


yes. so?
in german, Herr means mister. what has Mr. got to do with it?
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#32
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Yeah, it's the same bullcrap as in the OP. Sorry mate.


****

can't find it through google. All I can find is other peoplpe talking about seeing the same thing.


arghghhhh searching the history channel website... they have to much stuff on hitler.
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#33
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Mr is short for Mister..?

A bulldog obviously.

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Bulldog?


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#34
His secretary is still alive, she wrote the book which later on the movie "der untergang" was based on. The story could be true but I doubt about this Herr Hess.

And yep, burned together with Eva Braun just outside his bunker in Berlin.
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Congrats!

Why the hell would anyone want to find Hitler's dead body?
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#36
The werewolf woman of the SS are coming! Hide everyone!
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#37
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This is true actually.


All that was ever left with his jaw.

They actually just found out recently about the guys taking Hitlier out back and burning him.


I watched something about it on the Discovery channel just late last year.

Was pretty interesting because they were going over all the possibilities that he might still be alive then...


BAM they let this out.



There, I read your post.

Also, the Soviets found Hitler's body first when the entered Berlin in 1945, and took the skull without really mentioning it to anyone, and after the collapse of the Soviet Regime it was revealed that they kept his skull in their archives. There has been skepticism about whether it is truly his skull or not. By then it wasn't a huge deal anymore, I don't believe...
as everyone assumed he was dead anyways.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/725537.stm if I sound unbelievable. I'm a history major though so I'd like to think I have some credibility.
#38
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well, not exactly.
but basically my psychology teacher was telling our class today that he is half german on his mother's side. his auntie lives in the same block of flats as an old german fellow called Herr Fess. After they got talking one time he revealed he used to be hitler's valet. he even has a picture of him and hitler together in his room.
but anyways, he was quite close to Hitler in his final days apparently and after Hitler killed himself in his bunker in Berlin, Herr Fess was given the job of taking Hitler's dead body outside in a carpet, finding a suitable place and burning it.
he keeps very quiet about it apparently and has never officially released his story as he doesn't want the attention.

i know it may smell of BS but it comes from a veeeeeeerry reliable source as far as im concerned.
discuss.



I'm convinced.


To bad they burned his body, now when I piss on him it will look like my chocolaty drink.
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#39
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To bad they burned his body, now when I piss on him it will look like my chocolaty drink.


I'm pretty sure they just doused the body with gasoline, which would leave bones behind as it would not burn hot or long enough to turn the bones to ash.
#40
yeah well my cousin's friend's grandad's best mate's sister's world war 2 german boyfriend told her before he died in 1939 that hitler is still alive
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