#1
Home of the biggest collection of dirt bag douche bags on the internet. Members have
beat up kids, engaged in sexual orgies, had alcohol related legal problems, enjoy
strippers, gay porn, vacation in Elko Nevada, enjoy making crafts and knitting, raise
goats, promote alternate lifestyles, members of BigBrothers. To join our chat sessions
you must be naked. Shaved genitals is a plus.

The pit is an internet message board. Everyone who posts there is a douchebag. A
naked douchebag.


discuss
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#2
Sounds fairly accurate to me
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#9
i'm naked and need to ingest blood once a month elce i fade into dust...so yeah accurate.
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#10
With a user base this big, there's bound to be a few freaks.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#11
Quote by ZeGuitarist
More importantly, I'd like to know who eternalized me and imdeth on urbandictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=icwutudidthar




TS: Too bad it's 100% accurate.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#13
Quote by break-me-in
With a user base this big, there's bound to be a few entirely normal people that probably dont post in the pit.


fixed
#15
sounds about right
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#16
Tht's extremely accurate. How did they get these statistics?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#19
What nice people, we ****ing rock.
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'

SuperLol'd
#20
Quote by Hasok
dont say anything about every retarded disscusions wtf


Fixed.

-Religion
-Mac vs. PC
-Politics
-Sports
-etc...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#22
Quote by break-me-in
With a user base this big, there's bound to be a few freaks.

i think a few is a bit of an understatement...
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#24
I'm naked too. I thought that was in the rules

My username is in an article there, but it's not about me for some reason.
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#25
I beat up some 11 year family member of my roommate last weekend while being rather intoxicated, can I join in with the pit?
Guitars
Gibson SG '61 Reissue 'Aretha'
Fender MIM Strat 'Rosy'
Takamine EG 332c 'Betsy'
Epiphone G-400 'Lucy'

Amps
Crate V-18 1x12
Roland Cube 30x


Pedals
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Electro-Harmonix Double Muff
Line 6 Echo Park
#27
That can't be right. It says we have sexual orgies. Yeah right, no one in the pit has had sex. We all lie and say we do, but we really haven't.
#28
Quote by rhcpjhlz
I beat up some 11 year family member of my roommate last weekend while being rather intoxicated, can I join in with the pit?

What?
#29
Quote by skaterskagg1
That can't be right. It says we have sexual orgies. Yeah right, no one in the pit has had sex. We all lie and say we do, but we really haven't.

Probably about the Prestige
#30
there's an entire ED article on UG and the pit
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#31
Quote by billybusa
there's an entire ED article on UG and the pit

Best not link to it, though
#32
Quote by Kensai
I'm naked too. I thought that was in the rules

My username is in an article there, but it's not about me for some reason.

It's not in the rules!?

Shit, no wonder my parents were looking at me funny.

Oh well,
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#33
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Probably about the Prestige

can some one please enlighten me on this "the prestige" meme? I've never understood it.
#34
Quote by skaterskagg1
can some one please enlighten me on this "the prestige" meme? I've never understood it.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952675
ZeG delivers
#35
Sounds right.
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton