#1
I've been set the task of designing a 'Get Britain Thinner and Healthier' campaign, something like the Change 4 Life campaign being run by the NHS.

But I'm stuck as to what to call it. Change 4 Life is a bit shit IMO, and I'd like something clever, or at least an awesomely delicious pun.

So, O'wonderful people of the pit, any ideas? Given that this is to go out to the lower classes, and is aimed at the fatties...
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#3
Just go back to the days of BSE!

'Down with British Beef!'
'British Beef not safe!'

etc etc
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#4
Get fit, so you don't always get picked last fatty"
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obesity.....puttin the fun in heart malfunction
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I think I'm gonna have to lock you up in a punitentiary.
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#11
Call it "A wild Snorlax disappears!"
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Banish Britain's Blobby Bellies
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#14
Eat Better, Bed Wetter - Run For Fitness!!!!

That's what I would call it.
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#15
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM YUMMY... celery?
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#18
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"Thin people get laid more than fat people"


thin people may GET laid more than fat people, but fat people lay DOWN more than thin people.
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thin people may GET laid more than fat people, but fat people lay DOWN more than thin people.

I'm sure there's a joke/pun/witty name in there somewhere...
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"Let's beat those bloody Americans for once and lose some weight."
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#22
what you do right is have a advert with a fat kid being picked on, then being picked last, then not being able to fit through a door, attempting a press up... then superinpose "does life suck?...." "Do you want to be better than this?..." "want to be accepted by normal society?..." ".....THEN LOOSE WEIGHT FAGGOT!!!"
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hehe i finally did good lol
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#24
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'Everything tastes better the second time around'.


Best one so far.


"Obese people smell bad"

It's like, psychological and stuff.
#25
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Best one so far.


It's true though. Especially with cake.


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#26
D00d... too many details.

I only taste things twice when I'm really drunk. I guess that's what kept me slim while I was a teenager.