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Many of you may know about me pissing in my brothers gfs shampoo and me hating her and then he gets her pregnant. oh yeah and he is only 16.
what should i do pit?
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#2
Dammit man, I was gonna guess!

And what do you mean what should you do? Did you ejaculate in the shampoo, and the shampoo was used on her ovaries?
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#4
-_-

Laugh at her for being a slut?
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#5
I was going to say your mom but okay.

But how the **** do you get pregnant like that?

I would use a shovel if I were you.
#7
give her an abortion


edit: i was gonna say something about ... my gf? as a joke but didnt
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#9
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Dammit man, I was gonna guess!


Yeah so was I
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#10
Hmmm, is the pissing in the shampoo bottle relevant to the pregnant bit?
If i were you i'd steer clear of it, and make sure you don't get yourself into that situation!
#11
Son. I am disappoint.
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#13
Get ready for your family to collapse into many fragmented pieces.
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#15
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Many of you may know about me pissing in my brothers gfs shampoo and me hating her and then he gets her pregnant. oh yeah and he is only 16.
what should i do pit?

what exactly does you pissing in her shampoo have to do with this?
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#16
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I was going to say your mom but okay.

But how the **** do you get pregnant like that?

I would use a shovel if I were you.


You misunderstood it lol you can't get pregnant like that anyway.
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#17
Wait what WHY havent ive been informed about the Pissing in your brothers Girlfriend shampoo!
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#19
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Yeah so was I

I am truly disappoint.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#21
well thats one less hottie in the world.

two if you count his girlfriend.

OH!
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#22
well she is allready 8 weeks so its too late for an abortion and she wouldn't have one any ways but i think i found the solution on my own

check it
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#23
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You misunderstood it lol you can't get pregnant like that anyway.


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#25
Stop making stupid threads?
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#27
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Falcon punch?


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#28
Jesus will help you, he likes Harleys.
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#30
Falcon Kick
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#31
Well theres honestly not much you can do. Unless you plan to shove a coat hanger up her vagina theres nothing you can do really but prepare for whats going to happen.
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#32
Oprah Winfrey - and it's Dave Chappelle's!!!

Oh - wait - we weren't supposed to guess?
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#33
Also, if you don't know how to properly execute the Falcon Punch, Watchmen can easily demonstrate it.

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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#34
As an alternative, you could always make a Duffman costume, and just thrust at your brother every time he comes in site, and go "Oh yeah!".
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#36
DAMN IT!!!!!

You ruined the guessing game!!

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#38
inb4falconpunch....


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#39
the pedo bear will be happy at least
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#40
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