#1
So.
Wow.
I'm fifteen years old. And this girl that im practically best friends with comes up to me today and asks me to go to graduation grove with her (a secluded area of our school). So it was just us, and I thought we were gonna hook up or something, which wouldhave been akward for me, cuz were like best friends.
She takes my hand, takes a couple deep breaths, and starts to get a little teary. so im thinking okay, maybe were not hooking up, maybe something bad happened in her family or something, right?
Wrong. She opens her mouth and asks me to ****ing marry her. And shes dead serious.

Keep these things in mind:
1) Were 15
2) Were best friends
3) She is completely serious

HOW DO I SAY NO! WERE BEST FRIENDS FOR CRISSAKES!!!
#2
Lies. Or if its not, marry her.

EDIT: Wait a minute, your that dude who keeps making constant threads. One about how you hate some bitch and that your band is going on a 50 city world tour. Lies.
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#5
How DID you say no? It's not like you're still there, so how can we give any advice?

Or maybe you just ran away...w/e
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#6
Rape.
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#8
Should have raped her man, she probably wouldn't have wanted to marry you after that ordeal
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#9
no i thoght she was joking at first, cuz its such a ****ed up situation. but she was completely serious. i told her i had to "think about it"
#10
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How DID you say no? It's not like you're still there, so how can we give any advice?

Or maybe you just ran away...w/e

This is what I wanna know too.

EDIT: Ah, k.
Just tell her that because you're only 15, you think it's ridiculous to get married so young.
If you like her more than a friend, date her for a while.
If not, just say "I'm still your best friend and all, but I just don't want to peruse a relationship of that kind with you at the moment."
Then you ask her to show you her boobies.
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#13
Serious comment is to just tell her that you should hook up but take it slowly... around 0.5 mph.
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#14
what did you say?
calm her down, she obviously has some kind of issue. and talk to her and tell her that marriage is just fukin crazy but you are willing to go date her or something. that is... if you want to date her.

im saying this all upon the small chance that you arent making this up.
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#16
can either of you afford a wedding? If not then go for it, you get free sex, she gets to wait, chances are by the time you get to 16 or have saved enough you'll hate each other, like most couples
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#17
You were in woodlands...with a girl...and no rape occurred?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU VAGINA-WEARING NANNY-GLOSSER!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
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#18
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#21
im not lying...obviously she has serious emotional issues..and i dont want to make things worse
#22
dude whats going on? **** man. dude the graduation groove mother****er! **** that bitch man. She got big horny catfush titties. 5 of threm. smoke em dude. good ****.

dude tap that ****.

you can do it! you can do it all night loan!
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#23
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dude whats going on? **** man. dude the graduation groove mother****er! **** that bitch man. She got big horny catfush titties. 5 of threm. smoke em dude. good ****.

dude tap that ****.

you can do it! you can do it all night loan!



Well done, you just wrote the must confusing post ever.

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