#1
A pretty cool death/thrash band

and if you haven't figured it out yet, they're orcs........


anyway post your favorite song/comments

Mine's I, Gogog, and Warchiefs of the Apocalypse

myspace: http://www.myspace.com/abandoforcs
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#3
that's "shock rock" for ya.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#5
So is this like GWAR + Slayer?
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#6
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So is this like GWAR + Slayer?

Yeah, kind of, listen and you'll get it.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#7


The music is quite good, but this video.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiCldbmWUTU
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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#8
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The music is quite good, but this video.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiCldbmWUTU

yeah, low budget videos are funny most of the time.

cool song though.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#9
I like these guys. I like the name too. Also orcs may have originated from LotR but that doesn't mean that you can't get them from anywhere else lol
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#10
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I like these guys. I like the name too. Also orcs may have originated from LotR but that doesn't mean that you can't get them from anywhere else lol

i think they got it from DnD, they have a story on their page.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#11
ok they are ****ing nerds lol...but i like the music
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#12
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ok they are ****ing nerds lol...but i like the music




*points towards door*

Get out. Just... go.


Metal wouldn't exist without Nerds, or at least not the good metal.
#13
LOL how is that??? Nerds didn't make the music they just made the orc theme lol
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#15
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It takes a nerd to write most extreme metal lyrics and themes, and we're damn well proud.


That's only true in some cases, not all the time.

In any case, this bands is good
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#16
****, yeah!

Lol, saw them at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz in January with Early Man, Toxic Holocaust, and 3 Inches of Blood. Bit ironic that they performed with a band that wrote "Destroy the Orcs"
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#17
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****, yeah!

Lol, saw them at the Catalyst in Santa Cruz in January with Early Man, Toxic Holocaust, and 3 Inches of Blood. Bit ironic that they performed with a band that wrote "Destroy the Orcs"

i'd like to see them live some day.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#18
LOL how is that??? Nerds didn't make the music they just made the orc theme lol


You know that the people who wrote the music are the same people in the costumes, right?
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"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#19
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You know that the people who wrote the music are the same people in the costumes, right?

that guy needs to think a little bit more.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#20
^ and stop making threads on every thought that pops into his head.
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He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

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"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#21
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^ and stop making threads on every thought that pops into his head.

yes, but he's new, he'll get it eventually.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#22
Yeah. He made a thread on how he couldn't find the Slayer thread.
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He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

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"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#23
bump for a good band
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#24
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So they like LotR, eh?

Meh, they probably watched the movies and didn't even read the book...


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I like these guys. I like the name too. Also orcs may have originated from LotR but that doesn't mean that you can't get them from anywhere else lol


Oh my fucking fuck fuckinton fuck.

Pansy chucklenuts and their self centered ignorance pains me to read.

Hey, dick bubbles, Orcs as a mythology existed before Lord of The Rings was brewing in pappa Tolkien wriggly sperm.

Far, far, far before that.

As in, you cannot count that high it was so long ago.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#25
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It takes a nerd to write most extreme metal lyrics and themes, and we're damn well proud.


I like how by using 'we' you are effectively assessing yourself as credit - worthy by proxy for the achievements of bands you feel affinity with.
#26
how bout posting about the band and not stupid comments on the first page
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#27
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Oh my fucking fuck fuckinton fuck.

Pansy chucklenuts and their self centered ignorance pains me to read.

Hey, dick bubbles, Orcs as a mythology existed before Lord of The Rings was brewing in pappa Tolkien wriggly sperm.

Far, far, far before that.

As in, you cannot count that high it was so long ago.

To expand on what was already said, Tolkien borrowed "orcs" from Nordic folk tales, which were the foundations of most of Tolkien's work.

On to the band, the name is horrible. Can anyone truly vouch for the quality of this bands music?
#28
it's good dude
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#29
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On to the band, the name is horrible. Can anyone truly vouch for the quality of this bands music?


The name is retarded, but it's just a cheesey theme they have going. The music is actually as good or better than a great deal of what other bands in the same vein produce.

Actually, I really do like this band a lot so far. I shall investigate more.
#31
I'm not a big fan of these guys, but they added me on Myspace a while ago, and they wished me happy birthday on my birthday.
#32
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A pretty cool death/thrash band

and if you haven't figured it out yet, they're orcs........


anyway post your favorite song/comments

Mine's I, Gogog, and Warchiefs of the Apocalypse

myspace: http://www.myspace.com/abandoforcs



1. This band is not death/thrash
2. The name is shit
3. The songs are shit
4. The masks are gaytarded and shit
5. I need to take a shit
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#33
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1. This band is not death/thrash
2. The name is shit
3. The songs are shit
4. The masks are gaytarded and shit
5. I need to take a shit

k koo
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#34
No matter how good the music is I could never take them seriously. I know I shouldn't, but every time I listen to them, I'm just going to imagine how stupid they all look.

EDIT: And if I didn't mention, I don't like the music at all anyway so I guess I win.
#35
hey, music's good, that's all i care about.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#36
feel like a bump for them
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#37
-1 to mohawks.
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i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


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