#1
My mom asked me to pick up something under out coffee table that looked like torn up tissue paper from my dog. Upon picking up the final scrap, I realized there was a pattern on it. My gag reflex kicked in as I realized it was one of my mother's pantie liners.

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#2
pics...?
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#3
Quote by Kensai
pics...?


You sure you want?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
Quote by Kensai
pics...?



I think this is the exception to the rule
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#11
That's disgusting!


what color?
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#12
Quote by crypticslaughtr
this should help you keep the vomit down



Now I'll just puke on my erection.
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#15
Lick it.
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I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#16
Quote by adamrandall
Now I'll just puke on my erection.

umm.... what?
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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
#17
Quote by Samdunhamss
umm.... what?


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#18
Quote by boreamor
...Nice. Should have sniffed that bitch up.

then licked three times for good health..
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#20
Quote by adamrandall
Now I'll just puke on my erection.




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of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#21
You find yourself almost puking and you think to yourself "oh, what the hell let's hit The Pit".

Is that right?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
I don't even see the big deal. Who hasn't sniffed their mother's underwear?
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#23
Quote by Kensai
I don't even see the big deal. Who hasn't sniffed their Fathers underwear?


fixed
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#24
Sorry. Sick joke about puking and Rosie O' Donnell being attractive. O.o
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#25
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
You find yourself almost puking and you think to yourself "oh, what the hell let's hit The Pit".

Is that right?


Well I haven't puked since I was about 7. I have a strong stomach. It was just sick. Last night I ate bad clams/muscles for $10.
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#27
Quote by NakedInTheRain
Oh, and are you sure she's not just trying to come onto you? Because you could open a can of wincest right there.


Pretty sure she has a wang. It would be like trying to have fun hooking together the wrong sides of legos.
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#29
Quote by NakedInTheRain
Or she could just make you her bitch..


I dig the dominatrix thing. My mom in leather is less than or equal to beef jerky.
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#30
Quote by NakedInTheRain
Oh, and are you sure she's not just trying to come onto you? Because you could open a can of wincest right there.

Oh jeez, I didn't even notice that you sigged my post!
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#32
Quote by Kensai
I don't even see the big deal. Who hasn't sniffed their grandpa's underwear?

Fixed.
#33
I once had to pick up something my dog had gotten out of the trash and torn up. I realized that it was my mother's tampon after she had told my dad it was one of her used tampons. Mine had been IN my mother's vagina, not just on.
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