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#1
Alot of people use the old joke "Oh man you're just thinking with your dick."

I have come before you today with an theory. Probably already a fact. I have no idea.

Has anyone realised that before masterbating, while turned on you might think "Yeah I would definately sleep with that chick."

Then after you do it, "Oh maybe would be a bad idea."

I usually think a bit differently before and after masterbating. I beleive that "Thinking with your penis" can be used as solid fact.

Opinions?


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#6
nah hes right. theres alot of times id just love to cheat on my girlfriend cuz some girls that im friends with are smoking, but immediately after i bust my load, i come to the conclusion that its not a great idea. Rinse and repeat.
#7
Once I have fapped to an amazing hot vid of lesbians... as soon as I am done, I shout out

'GET THE **** OFF MY NET YOU *****, YOU'RE A DIRTY SLUT PROSTITUTE Ho Ho Ho Ho'

But yeah, ....MEn can not think with the penis and the brain at the same time... Not enough blood or something.

#8
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nah hes right. theres alot of times id just love to cheat on my girlfriend cuz some girls that im friends with are smoking, but immediately after i bust my load, i come to the conclusion that its not a great idea. Rinse and repeat.


This is the type of thing I'm talking about. Bad decisions you make when you are horny.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#10
Yes.
Sexual desire is the buildup of hormones, and once you alleviate those hormones, you can actually think clearly again
its quite hilarious
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#11
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#12
I usually don't come to that conclusion til the next morning with a phone full of fucked up texts.


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#13
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#14
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#16
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I'm master debating it.


God i feel awful now.....


I hate people that laugh at the masterbation joke... I hate myself.
#17
Quote by SuperJoop
Once I have fapped to an amazing hot vid of lesbians... as soon as I am done, I shout out

'GET THE **** OFF MY NET YOU *****, YOU'RE A DIRTY SLUT PROSTITUTE Ho Ho Ho Ho'

But yeah, ....MEn can not think with the penis and the brain at the same time... Not enough blood or something.




LoL. This is true.

I guess if we didn't get this reaction though, we would just sit around all day wanking it even more than most pitgoers already do.
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#19
I do that all the time.
I'll think like "yeah, it'd probably be a good idea to hook up with her"
and then after I'm done I'm like "hm. Why? This felt good. And now I feel dirty thinking about her".
It's odd.
#20
Quote by Bamitchell
I'm master debating it.


God i feel awful now.....



ew, I saw that master debating, now I feel awful.
#21
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After I finish masturbating I always find porn/nudity/sex to be repulsive.

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I get the same thing. It really is weird. Does it have to do with testosterone levels or something? </failed science>
#22
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pshh what a failure
not the TS, you

YOU GOT A NAME CHANGE?!?!?!


how?
anyways,masterbation is the ****,or the jizz,whatever you like
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#23
Quote by Beakwithteeth
After I finish masturbating I always find porn/nudity/sex to be repulsive.


Same.
#25
very true indeed...ill watch granny porn and after im like.....wtf was i thinking???
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#26
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very true indeed...ill watch granny porn and after im like.....wtf was i thinking???


wat


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#27
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very true indeed...ill watch granny porn and after im like.....wtf was i thinking???

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#28
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very true indeed...ill watch granny porn and after im like.....wtf was i thinking???




Dude you are amazing. Seriously.

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#29
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very true indeed...ill watch granny porn and after im like.....wtf was i thinking???












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#31
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After I finish masturbating I always find porn/nudity/sex to be repulsive.

Same here.
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#32
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Alot of people use the old joke "Oh man you're just thinking with your dick."

I have come before you today with an theory. Probably already a fact. I have no idea.

Has anyone realised that before masterbating, while turned on you might think "Yeah I would definately sleep with that chick."

Then after you do it, "Oh maybe would be a bad idea."

I usually think a bit differently before and after masterbating. I beleive that "Thinking with your penis" can be used as solid fact.

Opinions?


Ever heard of hormones?
Look sh!t up before you make a pointless thread.
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#34
Quote by exiledsoul
Ever heard of hormones?
Look sh!t up before you make a pointless thread.


GTFO plz


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#36
Quote by exiledsoul
Ever heard of hormones?
Look sh!t up before you make a pointless thread.


It is true tits within the eyes view do make me take words less seriously!!!
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#37
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GTFO plz


No.
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#38
Quote by exiledsoul
No.


Okay.. have a hug *feels his/her ass.*

*masterbates*

That wasn't a good idea


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Mar 4, 2009,
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