#1
Hey Pit.

It's my birthday today.

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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#6
I clicked your profile to find out how old you are, and it says you were born 30 November 1999. ...I'm so confused

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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#7
Happy Birthday! I don't know you but I got you some ANgel Fingers..




Imagine being stroked by an angel and you'd be pretty close to what it feels like to have these Angels Fingers brushed across your body. Have some hot partner brush them through your hair and down the back of your neck and you'll feel like you're in heaven.
#9
Happy Birthday! yay...
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#10
Quote by Giamancat
Happy Birthday! I don't know you but I got you some ANgel Fingers..




Imagine being stroked by an angel and you'd be pretty close to what it feels like to have these Angels Fingers brushed across your body. Have some hot partner brush them through your hair and down the back of your neck and you'll feel like you're in heaven.

Holy shit, where do you get those?
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#14
Quote by Giamancat
Happy Birthday! I don't know you but I got you some ANgel Fingers..




Imagine being stroked by an angel and you'd be pretty close to what it feels like to have these Angels Fingers brushed across your body. Have some hot partner brush them through your hair and down the back of your neck and you'll feel like you're in heaven.



oh my god! those are so good!


have a good 'un stratman
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#15


Happy birthday friend!!
It's a hammer flask! for you! YAY! >.<
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#16
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I clicked your profile to find out how old you are, and it says you were born 30 November 1999. ...I'm so confused

I know. All the older profiles are ****ed up like that

I'm 17

and THANKS GUYS!

*bakes a big cake for everyone*


EDIT: Oh wait... The cake is a lie

Everyone good with beer and toater strudel?
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#18
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Happy birthday friend!!
It's a hammer flask! for you! YAY! >.<

oh i thought that vodka said reported...but it was imported nvm
#21
Congratulations? you lived another year.

one more year goes on you're dying
rotting organs ripping grinding
biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
T-T
(In Obviousness)



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#22
happy birthday, i got you a dyson airblade, never will your hands be wet again...
Funky

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#23
Happy birthday, man.

I'm so glad every single user doesn't make one of these, The Pit would be flooded year round.
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#24
Happy birthday, you're a man now, so if you get constipated you should handle it like one, so I got you this.