#3
Quote by Eradicated
Will begin? So it hasn't yet!?


We have been living a lie!

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#4
Big bang
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#6
Quote by osXtiger
We have been living a lie!

Its a conspiracy! Our man is keeping us down!
#8
Quote by dragoo-mon
+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Pies? You're the drunk one!
#11
Quote by Eradicated
This /0




Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Bob Dylan is born.

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#13
Fucking Kamelot and their ruling something that's not there yet.
Quote by Cobain_is_king

Seth: 1
A7X: 0
#16
Quote by JohnnyGenzale


I see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word now
And you say, for what reason?
And he says, how?
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#17
In case you haven't noticed, the world has been around for a while.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#18
Matter in space will cease expansion and begin moving inwards towards the center of the universe, where it will all be compacted into a microscopic point. In this process the four forces of nature will be bound together into one superforce. Shortly thereafter, gravity will break away, weakening the bond of the other forces. The resulting collapse of that bond will cause a massive cosmic explosion that will send matter hurling out into the far reaches of space. Millions of years later, we'll have new stars and around them new planets will begin to form. This is how the world will begin.
#19
Bono will sh*t the world out.

Or


Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
Last edited by MightyAl at Mar 5, 2009,
#20
I'm gonna say that people will read this thread, and it'll cause them to think about how the world IS going to begin...

That will cause them to believe that the world hasn't actually begun...

Thus forcing them to begin thinking about what the world will be like once its begun...

Thus causing them to create an imaginary world in their head...

...
Thats right, we're all just the stupid thought of some sad PitMonkey from another dimension, but at least if WE think about what the world will be like, maybe we will create one in our head!!!!!
Congrats TS. You were just the catalyst for many little worlds being created!

...or maybe i'm insane
#22
I fill up a glass of water and 8 days later there should be animals crawling out of it.

Ten Points to anyone who understands that one.
#23
Richard Hammond cuts the nicely bowed ribbon across the gates of the world.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#25
Quote by Kensai
I see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word now
And you say, for what reason?
And he says, how?


And you say, what does this mean?
And he screams back you're a cow
Give me some milk or else go home.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#27
Quote by MightyAl
Bono will sh*t the world out.

Or


Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!


Well played
#28
Quote by madbasslover
Matter in space will cease expansion and begin moving inwards towards the center of the universe, where it will all be compacted into a microscopic point. In this process the four forces of nature will be bound together into one superforce. Shortly thereafter, gravity will break away, weakening the bond of the other forces. The resulting collapse of that bond will cause a massive cosmic explosion that will send matter hurling out into the far reaches of space. Millions of years later, we'll have new stars and around them new planets will begin to form. This is how the world will begin.



Pi/e = cake
#29
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
And you say, what does this mean?
And he screams back you're a cow
Give me some milk or else go home.



Man that song is so trippy.
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#30
Quote by Kensai


Man that song is so trippy.


And something is happening here but you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr Kjell?

True that. Some pretty weird phrases and lines in it. But amazing nonetheless.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#32
wat
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
#34
well i think the world began with a Big Daddy Planet and a Little Mommy Planet and they had Planet sex and a few weeks after the night of Planet sex Mommy planet found out she was going to have a little Baby Planet and so 9 months later Mommy Planet popped out Little Baby Earth and we are just the small bacteria on Little Baby Earth! well at least thats how i like to think of it
✠I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few
✠Adolf Hitler✠
#35
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
And something is happening here but you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr Kjell?

True that. Some pretty weird phrases and lines in it. But amazing nonetheless.


He quickly rose to being one of my favourite lyricists

Quote by Capt_Clarkson
ask Kensai, he was there

Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
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#36
Quote by Fritz621
well i think the world began with a Big Daddy Planet and a Little Mommy Planet and they had Planet sex and a few weeks after the night of Planet sex Mommy planet found out she was going to have a little Baby Planet and so 9 months later Mommy Planet popped out Little Baby Earth and we are just the small bacteria on Little Baby Earth! well at least thats how i like to think of it



You've just ruined the game LittleBigPlanet now...

...I feel dirty just playing it thanks to you.

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Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#37
Quote by Kensai
He quickly rose to being one of my favourite lyricists




Oh yeah!

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#38
Quote by Chrisiphone
You've just ruined the game LittleBigPlanet now...

...I feel dirty just playing it thanks to you.

i truly apologize sir
✠I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few
✠Adolf Hitler✠
#39
Quote by madbasslover
Matter in space will cease expansion and begin moving inwards towards the center of the universe, where it will all be compacted into a microscopic point. In this process the four forces of nature will be bound together into one superforce. Shortly thereafter, gravity will break away, weakening the bond of the other forces. The resulting collapse of that bond will cause a massive cosmic explosion that will send matter hurling out into the far reaches of space. Millions of years later, we'll have new stars and around them new planets will begin to form. This is how the world will begin.



Nice theory.