#1
So today, i went home for lunchbreak. It was a great day, as i had just recieved a new blue Nissan Altima company car.

I was shocked to see my wife getting into a strange car with a man I didn't know. I followed the car to see where they were going, and they stopped two blocks from my apartment, and got out. I watched them go upstairs to his apartment and enter. I immediately drove back home, went to the bedroom, and grabbed my unregistered gun and silencer, stopped in the kitchen, grabbed some latex gloves (she didn't even do the dishes before she left either), and got back in my car.

I drove back to his apartment, waited around to make sure no one was watching, then went upstairs and went in. I found them in the middle of having sex, in the bedroom down the hall. I proceeded to shoot them both, then trashed the place. luckily, the man had several bags of cocaine and marijuana sitting out in his living room, so the police will immediately assume it was a drug related crime. I left the apartment making sure no one noticed me on the way out, got in my car, and drove home.

but ever since then, the doubt has just been eating away at me. I'm restless, pacing, and can't concentrate on anything else. I want your judgment on this one guys; should I have got the silver maxima instead?
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#3
Can't say I didn't not see that one not at all coming. NOT.
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#5
Metal.

Edit: Read the whole thing. LOL. Still metal as f*ck.
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#7
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Can't say I didn't not see that one not at all coming. NOT.

Triple negative. So you didn't see that coming?
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#8
Nissans are for ****.
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^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


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#11
damn married at 15, has to suck.
Originally posted by baddewd
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#13
Quote by Wulphy
So today, i went home for lunchbreak. It was a great day, as i had just recieved a new blue Nissan Altima company car.

I was shocked to see my wife getting into a strange car with a man I didn't know. I followed the car to see where they were going, and they stopped two blocks from my apartment, and got out. I watched them go upstairs to his apartment and enter. I immediately drove back home, went to the bedroom, and grabbed my unregistered gun and silencer, stopped in the kitchen, grabbed some latex gloves (she didn't even do the dishes before she left either), and got back in my car.

I drove back to his apartment, waited around to make sure no one was watching, then went upstairs and went in. I found them in the middle of having sex, in the bedroom down the hall. I proceeded to shoot them both, then trashed the place. luckily, the man had several bags of cocaine and marijuana sitting out in his living room, so the police will immediately assume it was a drug related crime. I left the apartment making sure no one noticed me on the way out, got in my car, and drove home.

but ever since then, the doubt has just been eating away at me. I'm restless, pacing, and can't concentrate on anything else. I want your judgment on this one guys; should I have got the silver maxima instead?


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#14
Quote by maninthebox24
Triple negative. So you didn't see that coming?


I was caught way off guard
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#17
Quote by ACG
I was caught way off guard

You weren't caught... I've got nothing. May I join you?
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#19
OH I GET IT I SEE WHAT YOU DID.......youre right silver was a much better choice
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#20
i call bs
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#21
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
you are a poor counter.

Shit, I didn't see the first not.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#22
Even though it's a work of fiction, you need to go and slap a woman TS, not even fictional women are allowed to leave the house without doing the dishes first
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#24
Must....resist....posting....pear.....Ahhhhh :P: glad that passed

But seriously, forward this stuff on your email, don't make a thread on UG
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#27
reporting is for faggots^ silversoulcage
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#28
I guess it had potential...

but you ****ed it up.

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i call bs

O RLY?!

Last edited by 100%guitarmad at Mar 5, 2009,
#30
Quote by ttreat31
You said you got an Altima, not a Maxima.

You fail worse than I did.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#33
Quote by maninthebox24
Shit, I didn't see the first not.


Hah! So really I WASN'T caught off guard... interesting, I did not know that.
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#34
Oooo You're ****ed Now!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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