#1
So pit, what are your favourite lines to pick up girls? I'm not looking for advice or anything, I just thought it'd be a laugh
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#3
i cum blood


wanna see?
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#4
Does this rag smell like chloroform? /thread

This thread is done once a week.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
Me: Hey. Know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: umm..no??
Me: Me either, but it breaks ice. Hi, i'm cody.

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#6
Nice searchbar! Wanna searchbar?

Is your dad a Searchbar? Because you sure are a good search.
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#7
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
Nice searchbar! Wanna searchbar?

Is your dad a Searchbar? Because you sure are a good search.


I searchbar'd. Nothing came up. I probably just didn't look hard enough.
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#11
Hey baby, are you happy to see me or is that a searchbar in your pants?

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I searchbar'd. Nothing came up. I probably just didn't look hard enough.


https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/search.php?searchid=614641

Yeah you missed some of them
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#12
Quote by alfonzo99
I searchbar'd. Nothing came up. I probably just didn't look hard enough.


That's what she said
#13
You like the little green thing don't you?

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#15
Ok, judging by Kensai's link you are either blind, stupid, a liar or all three.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#19
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Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#20
hi...

thats usually all i need
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#21
Quote by jonnyrotten45
hi...

thats usually all i need


Before they are gone I take it?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
oh my hahahahahha
^thats wat she said joke^
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#23
so uhmm I suffer from elefantities down below.
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#24
I tend to go with...

There's a **** in my pants, wanna suck it?

If that doesn't work, i move onto line two...

Your skin looks dry, want me to give you a facial?


And if that doesn't work, I just club'em and ****'em while they bleed on the carpet.