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#1
What are the most epic moments in the history of mankind?

I was just reading my History book:

(William Bullitt to FDR following German invasion of Poland)

"Mr. President, several German divisions are deep in Polish territory... There are reports of bombers over the city of Warsaw."

"Well, Bill, it has come at last. God help us all."

Have you any?
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#2
"I made the Internet"
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#4
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My conception and subsequent birth.

Pfffft. I beat you by several decades.
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#9
Just about anytime George Bush opened his mouth.....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


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...Or fall to our deaths from above
#10
When Julius Caesar threw Marcus Aurelius out of a window because he found out about his scheme to burn down Rome to create the Pax Romana and then Brutus and Diogenes Laërtius tracked him down to his Antarctica base but couldn't do anything to avert Ceasar's plan. That was the most awesome moment in history.
#16
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Battle of Thermopalye


Battle of Thermopylae?

Yeah, Sparta is badazz.
#17
When the evil aliens from the planet Arck-jar'l invaded Mexico, and it was up to Adolf Hitler and his super team of super pals to save the world once again

It was super.
#22
I think WWII is fascinating so I'd have to say D-Day.
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#23
When bush gets shoes thrown at him and he dodges them like a ninja and pretends nothing happened
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#24
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Now that is epic.
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I don't see the relevance here

I have more history. Hence I am more epic.
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#25
General/ Prime Minister Tojo after attacking Pearl Harbor:

"We have awoken a sleeping giant and filled it with terrible resolve..."
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#26
Omg! You Guys Are So Stupid!1 Just Watch The All Nightmare Long Video!
#27
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I have more history. Hence I am more epic.
Well after your history is over I'll still have my angry senile years where I can sit around in public places offending people and getting sympathy.
#29
The Shot Heard around the world.

Two armies staring each other down... talk about tension... then someone blasts a lead ball through someone's mind.
#31
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The Shot Heard around the world.

Two armies staring each other down... talk about tension... then someone blasts a lead ball through someone's mind.


Wasnt the "shot heard round the world" Gavrillo Princip assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo?


i think it t'was
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#32
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Well after your history is over I'll still have my angry senile years where I can sit around in public places offending people and getting sympathy.

I'll leave you my memoirs so you can get it right.
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#33
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i saw a documentary on him (well on his rifle but they spoke of him) on the History Channel. That man is ****in EPIC. Seriously...500+ kills in <100 Days and when half is face is literally blown off...he just gets knocked unconscious...then dies a natural death after becoming a dog breeder...EPIC
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#34
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March 14, 1973 (March 24, 1973 in the UK)


+billion

Although it was the 17th in the US
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#35
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+billion

Although it was the 17th in the US



Wow.

-1 For Wikipedia.
#36
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+billion

Although it was the 17th in the US

DSOTM? I'm guessing.
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#37
assasination of JFK.....only because it was the same day as my birthday
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#40
When Dave Mustaine's father punched him in the face and he swore to take revenge on the Earth by creating insane thrash metal.
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