#2
My God. I lol'd hard. As a person who repairs computer on the side, I have ran into Windows XP Anti-Virus a lot. This is a great way of explaining this virus to grandma after she plays a game of bingo on playgameswinvirus.com.
#4
C'mon! This is groud-breaking software!
Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*