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#3
no ****IN way
Gear:
PRS SE Custom
Takamine G Series Acoustic
Peavey Vypyr 30
Digitech RP 250

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#5
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This thread will fail massively simply due to the lack of effort that will be put forth to find funny Wikipedia articles.

Negative Nancy?
#6
I looked on Wikipedia for the "Great Wall of China".

The page proceeded to inform me that the Great Wall was infact made out of cheese.
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#8
Quote by xaviergray
This thread will fail massively simply due to the lack of effort that will be put forth to find funny Wikipedia articles.



true...

but still
GEAR
Fender American Jazz Standard Bass
EHX Russian Big Muff
Boss SYB-5 synth
Peavy Max 700 Bass Amp w/ Peavy Pro 410 Bass Cab
Ampeg BA-115T

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divide by zero records

destroys the phonebook
#10
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Did you do this? Be honest.



honest to god i did not

i was looking for his statistics and came across it
GEAR
Fender American Jazz Standard Bass
EHX Russian Big Muff
Boss SYB-5 synth
Peavy Max 700 Bass Amp w/ Peavy Pro 410 Bass Cab
Ampeg BA-115T

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divide by zero records

destroys the phonebook
#18
i laughed so hard when i read that that my parents told me to leave the room.

*epicness*
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Where you gonna run to

All along that day


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#20
At first I was reading and I saw "reoccurring groin injury" and thought, is that the funniest thing in this? then I saw the rest of it...

MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#21
at first i thought that it was a russian playing for american team.......then i read further down... lawl @ Before Earth was fully developed, some 4 billion years ago, Marek Svatos was born from a celestial jelly on the outskirts of the universe.
#23
According to the psychoanalytic view of the syndrome, the tendency might well be the result of employing the strategy evolved by newborn babies to form an emotional attachment to the nearest powerful adult in order to maximize the probability that this adult will enable — at the very least — the survival of the child, if not also prove to be a good parental figure. This syndrome is considered a prime example for the defense mechanism of identification.[3]

what does that mean? that ppl with the syndrome act like babies?
#25
One time me and a friend were looking at a list of diseases for a band name or something and we saw "Super Aids" on the list so we clicked it and it went to Steve Jobs.
#26
During the Superbowl halftime show I decided to check how old Bruce Springsteen is.
This is what I found
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7523/picture35.png

I have absolutely no idea what was going on.
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#27
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unusual_deaths

1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.[15]


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unusual_chemical_compounds

Thebacon - Dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, an opioid analgesic or antitussive.
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#29
I know wiki used to say "it is not advisable to use urine to clean open wounds"... I was looking for it, but I guess they've removed it.
#32
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Guitar#The_Pit

I can't edit, but it'd be good for someone to edit the section about The Pit to say something like:

This is the place where a large number of epicly amusing, however stupid and pointless threads can be found. Also common in The Pit is a large selection of memes, such as "I Cum Blood" the "Lol. Wut?" pear and the entire incident with Union Jake.
Fapping and being naked is mandatory.
#34
Go to Fred Durst's page. The picture looks like Bruce Willis. it's funny. There's my two cents
#36
Just a quick warning guys, i dunno if it does or not... but some of this stuff may constitude an invasion... so be carefull.
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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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#40
Quote by theotherguy7145
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Guitar#The_Pit

I can't edit, but it'd be good for someone to edit the section about The Pit to say something like:

This is the place where a large number of epicly amusing, however stupid and pointless threads can be found. Also common in The Pit is a large selection of memes, such as "I Cum Blood" the "Lol. Wut?" pear and the entire incident with Union Jake.
Fapping and being naked is mandatory.

Look up the history and you'll see LeHartman edited into The Pit section that memes are banned, most notably the Lol Wut pear and Rickrolling, but some fucker got butthurt and deleted it.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
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