I opened up a tab at the bar tonight 12:30, at 2am I get my receipt, turns out I spent $60, and I wasn't even trying to pick up any pussy for the night.,

I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I'm f'ing wasted.
Hug the computer monitor.

It'll be like you're hugging all of us.

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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Should have bought an 8th instead
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.