#1
I opened up a tab at the bar tonight 12:30, at 2am I get my receipt, turns out I spent $60, and I wasn't even trying to pick up any pussy for the night.,

I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I'm f'ing wasted.
#2
Hug the computer monitor.

It'll be like you're hugging all of us.
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#3
Should have bought an 8th instead
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.