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#3
lol
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#4
2.5 billion...


...The Fu*k?


Edit: Still love Obama though. Would def shine his ...shoes.
Quote by offspring_punk
9/10 Bobo Jenkins just sounds godly in general. I think I'll name my firstborn child that. Male or female.
Last edited by Bobo Jenkins at Mar 6, 2009,
#6
You guys do realise this is from The Onion, right?

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You guys do realise this is from The Onion, right?
What does that mean
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#9
Quote by titsmcgee852
What does that mean


It's a piss take site
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
Quote by titsmcgee852
What does that mean


It means it's a reliable source of information, and everything they say is 120% true.
#11
Oh. How shit! TS, delete this thread now
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#14
Quote by Portuguese_boy
It means it's a reliable source of information, and everything they say is over 9000% true.

fixed

edit: here you go
MY BAND!!!

Quote by floppypick
Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
Last edited by metal_maniac#1 at Mar 6, 2009,
#15
I didn't pay attention to the site name, lol....

Jokes on me! I lose!
Quote by offspring_punk
9/10 Bobo Jenkins just sounds godly in general. I think I'll name my firstborn child that. Male or female.
#16
Quote by Bobo Jenkins
I didn't pay attention to the site name, lol....

Jokes on me! I lose!


yup.

Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#17
^ You win.
Quote by offspring_punk
9/10 Bobo Jenkins just sounds godly in general. I think I'll name my firstborn child that. Male or female.
#19
Quote by MakinLattes
yay! my chagrin made real!



I couldn't help myself
MY BAND!!!

Quote by floppypick
Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#20
In addition, the president has been instructed to refrain from performing any activities that might cause the sensors to malfunction, such as running, breathing heavily, or letting his core temperature rise above 99.4 degrees Fahrenheit.

Reinke explained that Obama will be required to wear the motion capture device at all times during his presidency, barring a few minutes each day to shower and change into a fresh bodysuit.

Sources at Vicon also confirmed that members of Obama's Secret Service detail will have to carry a large green-screen background behind the president at all times.


There is no way this is true.
#21
Quote by 'Leviathan'

There is no way this is true.

MY BAND!!!

Quote by floppypick
Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
#22
Quote by 'Leviathan'

There is no way this is true.


It's from THE ONION man!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#23
Quote by 'Leviathan'

There is no way this is true.


you obviously haven't read this thread


I won't hold it against you though
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#25
Quote by 'Leviathan'
The... Onion?


It's a satire site that makes stories up.

lrn2internetz

Sorry, that was a little harsh!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
Quote by metacarpi
It's a satire site that makes stories up.

lrn2internetz

Sorry, that was a little harsh!


I forgive you, Carpi.
#28
LOL at Leviathan's "falling for it"
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#29
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I forgive you, Carpi.




Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I'm confused! Am I falling for it for not falling for it, or... ohhhh, my head hurts!

You are... Falling into infinity!

Sorry
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#32
Quote by 'Leviathan'
I'm confused! Am I falling for it for not falling for it, or... ohhhh, my head hurts!

MY BAND!!!

Quote by floppypick
Well, I'm all out of ideas, except for one. dress up as a squirrel of the opposite sex and try to seduce it. Over the years of mating you and the squirrel will form a species or human squirrel hybrids and be able to take over the world!
Last edited by metal_maniac#1 at Mar 6, 2009,
#34
One of the two DT albums i don't have! D:

I hear it's not one of the best
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#35
Quote by titsmcgee852
One of the two DT albums i don't have! D:

I hear it's not one of the best


Yeah, it's not the best, but I like it. Trial of Tears and Anna Lee are really good songs, two of DT's best in my opinion. (Especially ToT, it's a classic.)
#36
Might get it when i'm in a more metal mood
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#37
Yet another thread turned to DT talk by Levi.

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
Well, it was my fault
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#40
I blame both of you, you damn rapscallions!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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