#1
Create any type of sitiuation that may occur in the United States, real or not, within in the next few years.

Also, if you aren't that creative, you can just quote someones situation and say what you would do in it.

I have to thank Stephen Colbert for this.

I'll go first.

Situation 1
Year: 2015

Dow:<25

Prob 1: The United States market has plummeted and our only rate of money is soybeans.

Prob 2: A case of the koala pox has killed off all of the worlds live stock, living it in famine.
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us forgot prob 3. theres a werewolf in congress
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#3
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Living it in famine?

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NEW PROBLEM:

Year: 2012

Dow: irrelevant to problems

Prob 1: the entire USA olympic team has been captured by al qaieda, and have had their limbs broken

Prob 2: there has been an outbreak of zombies (a la resident evil)
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
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Living it in famine?


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#8
Situation 1
Year: 2055

Dow: Dongs on women!!!

Prob 1: A mysterious plague means that women are growing dongs!

Prob 2: YOU NEED A SECOND PROBLEM?!!!!
#9
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No more banana- bread it would be chaos

I've never had banana bread
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#10
Situation 11

Year: 2010

Prob. 1: Dimebag comes back from the dead, and blames the metalheads for his death, thus being an antimetalhead zombie.

Prob. 2: Metalheads let themselves die for him, a la Dethklok, and so the metallic race is extinguished in a matter of weeks.
#11
Year: 2034
Dow: Irrelevent
Problem 1: All penises have retreated
Problem 2: See problem 1.
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Id Take my BFG 9000 And kick some Demon Ass!


Frick yeah!

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Situation 11

Year: 2010

Prob. 1: Dimebag comes back from the dead, and blames the metalheads for his death, thus being an antimetalhead zombie.

Prob. 2: Metalheads let themselves die for him, a la Dethklok, and so the metallic race is extinguished in a matter of weeks.

I would thank god
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Prob 1: The United States market has plummeted and our only rate of money is soybeans.

Buy soybean plant, plant more, PROFIT

I am the King of Carrot Flowers

#20
Another situation:

The year is 2050:

prob 1: The worlds supply of food has come to a critical shortage.

prob2: all the major players in the world have gone into nuclear war over widespread oubreaks of fighting. The only people left are in a bunker deep underground that was invented in the cold war and has since been forgotten. They have enough food and water to last for a long time, they have nothing to do but wait it out in there for the end of time in their bunker. Sitting around a table playing UNO till the end of time. The dust falls, they sit around the table, all staring downwards at their cards and making sure to keep their faces close so they dont end up looking up and seeing the figures of death who sit around them.
The only thing left for them is the game of uno. No one leaves the table. They sit and sleep and remain as remnants of humanity, playing out their hands.
#21
year: 2012

prob 1: UG becomes a paysite

prob 2: UG then deletes all tabs except those for smoke on the water, after taking our money.
#23
Year: 2069

Problem 1: People keep making the 69 joke.

Problem 2: All bands are gone except for Disney's bands and it sends the world into a apocalyptic state, nothing survives.
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