#1
theres this girl at school that i think likes me but shes going out with this other guy


how can i get her to break up with him and go out with me?
#4
Leave it alone, it's not worth it.

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#5
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I hate to sound cliché, but 'rape' really is appropriate here.


Agreed!

But make it a setup, make it look like her boyfriend raped her by blindfolding her, and knocking him out. Then banging the **** out of her while he's passed out next to her, no one will be the wiser!
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#6
Relationship Thread plz and tnx :]
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#7
if shes going out with another guy...She doesn't like you
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#8
Be a total D1ck to her.
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#9
Cum blood.
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#10
How about just not being a prat?

If she likes you then you'll know and she'll dump him.
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#12
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how can i get her to break up with him and go out with me?


Try not acting like a scheming, manipulative, possessive moron?
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#13
Call this guy out and fight him, Let him kick your ass. Then maybe she will feel sorry for you and go out with you.
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#15
Write her a note that says:

Hi, doo yoo like me?

[]yes
[]no
[]maybe

Then we can laugh at you because you like gurlz lol
#17
Actually this isn't really girl trouble at all...
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9/10 Bobo Jenkins just sounds godly in general. I think I'll name my firstborn child that. Male or female.
#18
how come there's plenty of memes for "you gonna get raped" but not one for "you gonna get beat up"

TS, you are going to get beat up. I'm just letting you know this ahead of time. I shouldn't tell you because you deserve it and the lesson will be good for you, but there it is; I've laid it out on the line.
#19
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Write her a note that says:

Hi, doo yoo like me?

[]yes
[]no
[]maybe

Then we can laugh at you because you like gurlz lol


There you go.

Be sure that you spell it like that too.
#20
You think she likes you? Well you'd better call that guy out straight away, but you might get your ass kicked and then it will be RIP MonsterBeast.
#21
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Hey guys. What is this new amp we got today? it says M... Ma... Mars something. Marshall!!!
i think it says MG here on a little note too
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#22
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theres this girl at school that i think likes me but shes going out with this other guy


how can i get her to break up with him and go out with me?
you sound like a total LOSER.

but don't give up hope. there's always a way, even for a loser like you.


Cash!




any girl who would even consider going out with a loser like you will appreciate cash.


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#23
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you sound like a total LOSER.

but don't give up hope. there's always a way, even for a loser like you.


Cash!

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any girl who would even consider going out with a loser like you will appreciate cash.


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And Kinder Eggs. The girls I date like Kinder Eggs.

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#24
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And Kinder Eggs. The girls I date like Kinder Eggs.
Kinder Eggs? is that an oz thing?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#25
its those chocolate eggs with a "surprise" inside
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Hey guys. What is this new amp we got today? it says M... Ma... Mars something. Marshall!!!
i think it says MG here on a little note too
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......

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RUN LARS!!!

lulz
#26
oh! do they work better that skittles?

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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#27
Attention: This thread is now about Kinder Eggs.


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