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#3
i thought the thread said i just saw Seagall fall into a dustbin


anyway my cat uses my marshall 1/2 stack as a scratching post despite me smacking its bum everytime.
#4
I told a cat it had AIDS then me and a friend made it rock out to Raining Blood. Does that count for anything?
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Quote by DegaMeth
i thought the thread said i just saw Seagall fall into a dustbin


anyway my cat uses my marshall 1/2 stack as a scratching post despite me smacking its bum everytime.

maybe you should stop encouraging it
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#7
we had a dog that got its head stuck in a plant pot, we didnt notice for about 2 hours
#8
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maybe you should stop encouraging it




*sorry for the double post guys
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#9
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#11
my old cat wouldnt stop falling down the stairs...................then it got hit by a car
#12
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maybe you should stop encouraging it



hey its been anally penetrated previously, it knows its limits.
#13
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my old cat wouldnt stop falling down the stairs...................then it got hit by a car


dont say that those stories make me very
#14
My friend's dog was blind. It used to shuffle really slowly around the house, and get lost trying to get back to its bed.

One day, it found the pond.
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#16
My dog's a pretty big dumbass... We had snow mid-week, and he's kept going out to eat some snow, even though it was too cold and just ice... Idiot.
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#18
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hey its been anally penetrated previously, it knows its limits.


I doubt it does know the limits.

Seeing as you own a halfstack you must be compensating for something.

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#19
I was in austrilla in 2003 in Sydney, and a seagul tried to steal some left over steak off some guys plate. Was the table right next to us, i was amused.
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#20
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My dog's a pretty big dumbass... We had snow mid-week, and he's kept going out to eat some snow, even though it was too cold and just ice... Idiot.


lol same.

I've cats and dogs run into patio doors.

I've seen cats confused as to the source of a human fart or two.
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#22
http://www.wimp.com/dognightmare/
how about this?
edit: i didn't witness it...
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#23
Well i have seen a pigeon commit suicide,i was waiting for the train and there where a of flock pigeons and some didn't move away so while the train was slowing down few pigeons where stuck under the train,nothing happens right
Until this dumb ****er thought it was a good idea to jump up on the track needless to say he died he's head ****ing exploded SQUISH!
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#24
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I doubt it does know the limits.

Seeing as you own a halfstack you must be compensating for something.



Yeah your mothers huge hole. Her hole is that huge i just shove a 4x12 cab in there.
#25
There was a seagull that got caught in barbed wire on a roof about 20 yards from my window. It was just hanging there alive for weeks, it was pretty gut wrenching to see it every day.
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#26
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Yeah your mothers huge hole. Her hole is that huge i just shove a 4x12 cab in there.


That doesn't make sense.

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#27
Our old cat (not old age old, but the one we used to have) was just plain dumb. I've never seen a cat that stupid, ever.

* He was potty trained, yet the first thing he did when we got home, and he'd been out all day, was to run in and take a sh*t on the carpet.

* He marked my brother.

* He once tried to take a dump in this really big floor-sitting plant-pot, which were more than big enough for him to actually stand in, yet he just shoved his ass up in it and he still missed!

* Most cats land on their feet when they fall. Well, ours had climed up this big three, and when we called him, he walked out on a thin branch, and just fell and landed on his side from about 4-5m. He survived.

* After a few years my grandad took him.. Grandad owns a shotgun...
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#28
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Yeah your mothers huge hole. Her hole is that huge i just shove a 4x12 cab in there.

oh god epic comeback
#29
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Stupid fucker, has anyone else witnessed animal stupidity?



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#31
I saw a fat fuck fall out of her fat fuck chair at the pancake house in california once.
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#32
My university is in downtown Toronto, so there's pigeons everywhere. I guess the funniest/stupidest thing I've seen them do is fly into someone's face, ahaha.
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http://www.wimp.com/dognightmare/
how about this?
edit: i didn't witness it...


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#35
this isnt me, but its my m8.
He has a cat, and if you tap it on the other shoulder it will look that way, even if it was looking at you be4
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#39
I had a squirrel commited suicide under my cars wheels a few months ago.


It just...dived under my car. I had no chance to get out of it's way as it just lept under my wheels from the side of the road! It's last words, just before the tire crushed it's brittle spine, must have been "FUCK YOUuUUUu!-*CRUNCH*"
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Quote by rabidguitarist
My friend's dog was blind. It used to shuffle really slowly around the house, and get lost trying to get back to its bed.

One day, it found the pond.


rofl funny **** man
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