#1
hello ladies and gentleman. i gather you hear on the fine eve' to pose a question. a question valid to the safety of our society's framework. Some of you may be familiar with this figure, as see here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMUFb71fClk (copy and paste this URL) and may have been angered, enraged at the sheer idiocracy of such a figure. i know i have. i mean whats going on? purple haired tramps running through city streets fighting crime and super villains? THIS IS AMERICA, NOT JAPAN. ABOVE ALL THIS IS AN INSURANCE COMPANY!

SO HERE BEFORE YOU are the various examples i have put much time in effort in in dealing with the disposal of such a nuisance corrupting our banks and television sets

decapitate her, shave her pink fluffy cushion of hair and use it to make a makeshift yard flamingo while throat f***ing her gaping esophagus?

tie her down and skull f*** her eye sockets and use the crushed retinas as lube?

break her kneecaps and slowly finish her with a single round to the base of the skull. (nice and clean)

tell there is an insurance emergency, lead her into an abandoned shack and detonate the carefully placed c4 charges, causing a cave in.

register her in a cage match with mike tyson, and supply him the knowledge her ear is in her stomache. (he'll bite through eventually)

drive one of the cars she so rightfully protects into her vagina.

other. (please specify)
#4
Therapy.
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#7
I would force her to marry me, then I would buy life insurance on her name using esurance, then I would "accidentally" kill her, and then collect the insurance money.
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#13
Omg when i saw the title I first thought it was this lady :

shes much more annoying
#14


I lol'd at this part

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#17
I would totally do the eSurance lady! I wouldn't kill her.

Do a google image search on her and turn off safe search.

Would you still kill her, then???
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#18
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I would totally do the eSurance lady! I wouldn't kill her.

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#19
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I lol'd at this part



it sortof takes away from the experience when a person who has been deaf from birth doesn't actually know what a monster truck sounds like.


EDIT: ya she is pretty hot for a cartoon. Sometimes i was a cartoon, for reasons we can all safely assume are too strange for posting within this thread.
Last edited by Tedward at Mar 6, 2009,
#20
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I lol'd at this part


Pretty ironic that you were on the Hugging Thread when you thought of that

Guess those guys didn't give you enough hugs?
#22
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tell there is an insurance emergency, lead her into an abandoned shack and detonate the carefully placed c4 charges, causing a cave in.


A CAVE in in a shack? Wtf?
#25
i would lock her up in my basement, then feed and rape her on a daily routine. that way, shes dead to the world but not to me.
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#27
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Omg when i saw the title I first thought it was this lady :

shes much more annoying


I would still destroy her though.


I don't even know why I think she's hot, I just do.
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#30
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HAHA they always show those commericals here in NC but they dont offer insurance to us


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#31
I like the Esurance lady Shes cool
But I laughed out loud at the monster truck demotivator XD
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Erase Her

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#33
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it sortof takes away from the experience when a person who has been deaf from birth doesn't actually know what a monster truck sounds like.


EDIT: ya she is pretty hot for a cartoon. Sometimes i was a cartoon, for reasons we can all safely assume are too strange for posting within this thread.