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I so I just walked outside to take out the trash, and some black dude yells at me from the top balcony of my building ( i live in an apartment ). He yells " Ay , why you wearin' that hoodie?" I realized that A). some kid just got killed in my area for a similar reason and B). The dude was wearing all ****in red. Red banadana on head, red bandana around neck, red shirt. Some little kid ran up and said " he usually wears a white jacket" and I went the hell inside.

I really don't know what to make of that. I'm not going to be scared or nothing, but damn
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ah, black people today.
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#10
Oh those black gangsters and their hip fashion, they are the only dudes that can wear two bandanas and not appear to be gay.
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I didn't know that gangstas shoot you up for wearing hoodies...foo.
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so ur a cryp?

No dogg , but the dude who got killed recently just got shot in the back for running off. They said " why are you clothes that color" and then he ran, they shot him in the back and killed him.
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#18
maybe he lost his and it was the same colorzzzz~~~just a thoughtttttt
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maybe he wanted to ask you if they make the same for guys
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so ur a crypt?


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#23
What you need to do is wear some jeans, a button up black shirt with the sleeves rolled up, have a white undershirt and a denim jacket.

Or get a gun.
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That's why I like Australia... **** like that hardly ever happens. In my area, I could wear whatever I want, and nobody would have a problem. =D
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#26
that man seems frightening
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#29
tell him you have explosive diarrhea, that normally defuses any situation.
for example:
dark man: yo why you wearin dos blue sweatshirts
you: i have explosive diarrhea and if you don't get out of my way I'm going to leak feces all over your village.
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What hoodie was you wearin' boy??

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so ur a crypt?


huh?
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Stop being a faggot.
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Agreed


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huh?


He means Crip, not crypt.
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#36
Once I was strolling down an urban street in my awesome bright green jacket. I turned around to shouts of "hey you in the green!" and see a group of 4 or 5 teenagers (I think I was 21 at the time) standing there.

I thought oh man, what's the deal here? Then they all just told me how much ass my green jacket kicked. It really made my day
#37
I have a dream! That one day, I will be allowed to wear red hoodies, without fearing for my life.

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Stop being a faggot.


lol wtf you stalking me? O_O
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lol wtf you stalking me? O_O

oh yeah

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#40
Man, thats really **** =\. I hate how people can be so stupid like that and think a hoodie means something. Gangs and ****, its all so stupid. I dunno what i'd do if this happened to me
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