Poll: Incest or Masturbation
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Incest
37 44%
Masturbation
47 56%
Voters: 84.
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#1
If you make a clone of yourself, then have sex with yourself,

Is it incest or masturbation?

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Last edited by RocknRollRay at Mar 6, 2009,
#2
It's not incest, but it's not masturbation.
It'd be closer to incest than masturbation, but I don't think there's a word for it.
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#4
I suppose it's incestuous in that it's having sexual relations with your own direct bloodline.

It's not masturbation though, unless it's mutual masturbation.
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#5
Incesturbation?
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#9
I'd go with incest because arent twins genetically identical? It would be incest with twins so it would be incest with a clone
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#10
Better question:

Why would you have sex with your clone?
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#13
I don't want to think about f*cking myself thank you very much.
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#15
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Good point.

Go find twins and have an orgy.

But twins having sex is hot. Clones is... weird.

EDIT: Female twins. Hot female twins.
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"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#16
Well identical twins are technically clones because they share the same DNA. They're not the same person. Neither are clones, so it wouldn't be masturbation. Technically, a direct clone of yourself is not your sibling, and as far as I know there is no term for the relationship. As such it's very close to incest, but is it really?
#17
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#19
Idc what it is, all i know it's gay.
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#20
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#21
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What? Not to sound like an asshole here, but that was one dumb post.




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#22
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#23
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Nope....
#24
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If that's the singer of Focus in your avatar you win.

I guess I win then


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#25
Hm, it would definitely be gay, we've established that. I think i would totally have sex with myself. But i don't think its either of those choices. I'll vote for incest though.
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#26
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I guess I win then


Now where's my motherf*cking trophy!




In my pants.

Sorry, back to topic now.
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#27
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Better question:

Why would you have sex with your clone?


Because someone told you to go **** yourself?
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#28
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Because someone told you to go **** yourself?



Person1: You're a dick, go **** yourself

You: *shrugs* ok
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#29
Quote by eggo_boi_15
Person1: You're a dick, go **** yourself

You: *shrugs* ok

Are you taking me seriously or asking me to try this?
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#30
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Are you taking me seriously or asking me to try this?

You think I'd actually ask you to try it seriously? That's rough sh*t man
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#31
Quote by eggo_boi_15
Person1: You're a dick, go **** yourself

You: *shrugs* ok


I'm starting to liek you
#33
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I'm starting to liek you

And thus a relationship was born on the forum of Ultimate-guitar. This is our book, lets write it ourselves (all four of us, if my clone and your clone want to join in of course )


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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#34
Quote by eggo_boi_15
You think I'd actually ask you to try it seriously? That's rough sh*t man

I meant "Were you just messing with me?" but, hey, I'm up for anything.*


*Actually, I'm not. Especially this.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



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#35
Quote by maninthebox24
I meant "Were you just messing with me?" but, hey, I'm up for anything.*


*Actually, I'm not. Especially this.


F*cking get on your knees and suck you off! Now bitch!
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#36
Quote by eggo_boi_15
F*cking get on your knees and suck you off! Now bitch!

Could you imagine the dirty talk?

"Do I like it?!"

"Oh me! Oh ME!"
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#37
i guess the poll doesnt really help at all
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#38
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Could you imagine the dirty talk?

"Do I like it?!"

"Oh me! Oh ME!"


You say it from experience
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#39
"masturbation" - noun


1. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
2. the stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another's genitals, esp. to orgasm.

It would count as masturbation if you consider a clone of yourself "yourself" otherwise incest. Its all depends on your opinion on it
#40
Quote by eggo_boi_15
You say it from experience

I figured it was like masturbation.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
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