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So I'm in my science class showin my friends that song i had made and this other girl comes up to me and says, '' You play guitar too, i bet i'm better than you.'' So i tell i've been playing 5 years she had only been playing 3 years i name her songs i can play and she starts saying, '' Man the Jonas Brothers songs are super hard and right away im like u call that crap guitar playing cmon iwas was mentioning big name guitarists songs like malmsteen, satriani, vanhalen, hendrix while shes naming the dumb ole jonas bros., and the funny part we're goin to bring our guitars over next friday to see who plays better i got this one in the bag
#2
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I'd love if she kicked your ass
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#4
Totally, brah.
Show that dumb ho who's boss.
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#6
Grow up. Who cares who's better?
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#8
I bet she's bluffing and she'll melt your face.
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#9
Dude you are a douchebag. I hope she kicks your ass.
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#10
chances are she was pulling your leg, she'll probably show up and blow you away. she's going to release the ****ing fury on you. im sorry. in all seriousness, she was probably just kidding and it just made you seem stupid. im sorry again.
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#12
Hey man, you're awesome, can I suck you off?
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#13
i think she likes you...
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#14
omfg what a bitch lol JONAS BROS?!?! R U KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! lol

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#15
Your chances of scoring with this girl = gone.


Who's cool now?

EDIT: You should have offered to jam with her sometime.


And by jam, I mean have sex.
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#17
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#18
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this man knows the score
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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#19
Could have gotten laid because you had a major hobby in common, but not now.
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#20
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So I'm in my science class showin my friends that song i had made and this other girl comes up to me and says, '' You play guitar too, i bet i'm better than you.'' So i tell i've been playing 5 years she had only been playing 3 years i name her songs i can play and she starts saying, '' Man the Jonas Brothers songs are super hard and right away im like u call that crap guitar playing cmon iwas was mentioning big name guitarists songs like malmsteen, satriani, vanhalen, hendrix while shes naming the dumb ole jonas bros., and the funny part we're goin to bring our guitars over next friday to see who plays better i got this one in the bag


Wow. Holy shit. Am I supposed to be impressed? I can mention big names, too, that doesn't mean I can play like them.

I hope you're humiliated.

Also, by your logic, since you think you're better because you've been playing longer than she has, I've been playing longer than both of you so that means you immediately suck, so I win.
You're*
Last edited by Survivalism at Mar 6, 2009,
#21
Lets see how dumb she is. Add some stakes to the comp. Tell her that the winner ****s the loser, lol
see if she falls for it
#22
lulz, why compete with her,

JOIN her, if you know what i mean
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#23
ok im not interested in getting with her i already have a girlfriend and im not 4 im 13
#25
I love when the 12 year olds flex their cool muscles, remember kids we were all this sad at some point.
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#26
Kool story brah.

...so you're going to own a chick who hardly plays guitar in a "guitar battle"?


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#27
Thats dick of her to just come out and say shes better, music shouldnt be about compitition (if it was jonas bros would lose) but its also pretty dick of you to challange her to a rock off when judging by the different influences and experience, your clearly better (maybe thats wrong to assume but if someone plays jonas bros music can we even call them musicians?).
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#29
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I bet she's bluffing and she'll melt your face.


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#30
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ok im not interested in getting with her i already have a girlfriend and im not 4 im 13


What's the difference? Stop acting your age and pretend you're older.
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#32
Wow. Are you kidding me right now?
I hope she kicks your ass.

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#34
Dude, you are gonna show up, she'll be with all her friends, and shes gonna be like "Lol, you actually brought ur guitar ahjahahaa" and you're gonna be all WHYYYYYYYYYY

then people are gonna make fun of u at school cuz you were all seriuz about guitr battl
#35
"B*tch, what are you doing out of the kitchen???"

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i agree. it would be funny if she kicked ur ass
#36
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#37
This thread is why pre-pubescents shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
more sig required.
#39
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ok im not interested in getting with her i already have a girlfriend and im not 4 im 13

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#40
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Wow. Are you kidding me right now?
I hope she kicks your ass.


Agree.
So I take it she is your age? (13?) So what if she likes newer music? She is not an old hippy let her play what she wants. Jonas Brothers are pretty fail, but I dislike your music to k? I have been playing longer and im older do I WIN?
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