#1
a little bit of a long story, but well worth the read imo.....


prequel:
a few days ago, an old lady gave us a dog that she couldnt take care of anymore, since its to big for her. its a golden retreiever, labrador retriever, and siberian husky mix, so it has a **** ton of energy. the lady that gave it to us is old and misses him, so it took about 3 days for us to finally get him from her. when she brought him over, she said she was gonna check on him this weekend:

fast forward to today (friday): some of my friends came over today to smoke some pot. while walking home, i saw a car in our drive way. i was like "oh god u have got to be ****ting me" the lady than walks out from behind our house. not only had she come unannounced, but she was looking into our house through the windows. thats ****ing creepy.


when i let the lady in, she decided she wanted to take him for a walk. this lady is seventy years old, and wants to take a dog, that can pull ME, a 16 year old boy whos pretty decently built, around if he really wants to get to something. as soon as the leash gets into her hand, he immedietly runs away.


so for a 30 mins, im chasin this god damn dog around, trying to catch him. upon catching him, the old lady informs me that had i just went home and put his food by the door, he would come back on his own....... that info would have been useful earlier. the ****ty part about it? i was high the entire time.....
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#4
Punch the old lady in the face.

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#8
Quote by thespian948
a little bit of a long story, but well worth the read imo.....


prequel:
a few days ago, an old lady gave us a dog that she couldnt take care of anymore, since its to big for her. its a golden retreiever, labrador retriever, and siberian husky mix, so it has a **** ton of energy. the lady that gave it to us is old and misses him, so it took about 3 days for us to finally get him from her. when she brought him over, she said she was gonna check on him this weekend:

fast forward to today (friday): some of my friends came over today to smoke some pot. while walking home, i saw a car in our drive way. i was like "oh god u have got to be ****ting me" the lady than walks out from behind our house. not only had she come unannounced, but she was looking into our house through the windows. thats ****ing creepy.


when i let the lady in, she decided she wanted to take him for a walk. this lady is seventy years old, and wants to take a dog, that can pull ME, a 16 year old boy whos pretty decently built, around if he really wants to get to something. as soon as the leash gets into her hand, he immedietly runs away.


so for a 30 mins, im chasin this god damn dog around, trying to catch him. upon catching him, the old lady informs me that had i just went home and put his food by the door, he would come back on his own....... that info would have been useful earlier. the ****ty part about it? i was high the entire time.....





Feels good man.
#9
that sounds like a cool dog. well not the running away part and crap, but the actual dog sounds cool
#10
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Feels good man.


yea it does. this was such a waste of good weed.
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What he said. You are a wise man for not buying into the hype.

ya hear that...he thinks im wise
#12
Cool. Maybe put it into a blog next time.
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#13
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sell the dog to a Chinese restaurant



id rather sell the old lady.
Quote by Mo Jiggity
What he said. You are a wise man for not buying into the hype.

ya hear that...he thinks im wise