Poll: what nationality
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Canadian
57 30%
Russian
38 20%
American
50 27%
Swedish
43 23%
Voters: 188.
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#1
so what nationality is he/would he be if he were alive.

i think he would be Canadian because the arctic is under Canadian sovreignty.

so what do you think
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#4
He is North Pole-ian.

Dumbasses...

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#5
Chinese.

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#7
He is Chinese because he enforces slave labor.
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#8
He is obviously American because americans are superior to all other races.
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#9
American!
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#11
russian cause he doesn't exist.
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#12
He's obviously of the pedophilia race. Presents to little kids all over the world? Nah, just a good excuse to sneak into their homes at night while they are sleeping and play with their winkies.


Edit: Oh yea, so I guess that would make him Iraqi.
#13
I think Santa is an alien.
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#14
How is he not Canadian,
We got the arctic
Canadian Santa FTW!
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#18
Seriously, you're all wrong. He'd be Turkish because he is based off a Turkish saint. Plus, only a Turk would be dumb enough to just give away all those toys.
#21
I'd say Santa's either German or Irish because every time he goes down my chimney, he crashes into the roof and knocked over the Christmas tree. Looks like he was celebrating too much Oktoberfest.
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#22
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Santa is obese and has high blood pressure.

Obviously American.





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#23
Okay guys, Santa is a soviet, think about it. He wears all red, lives way up north, practices communism by spreading toys to everyone. He makes elves work in a sweat shop.
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#27
He's British, I believe.
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#29
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Well he wears a red suit.

Obviously Russian.


*high five for using the same logic*
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#30
Fat drunken sod with a liking for children? American.

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#31
Dutch. Sinterklaus FTW.
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#32
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American, because he feels the need to be everywhere and watch over everyone.

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#37
Bill Cosby knows.


Santa is the same race and nationality as the person whose home he is entering. To black people he's black, to Jews he's Jewish, to Turks he's Turkish.

But he's never Bulgarian.

Never.
#38
The fuck is this ****?!

LAPLAND IS IN FINLAND

SANTA CLAUS IS FROM LAPLAND

THERE IS YOUR ANSWER.

Honestly. Some people!
#39
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
und vor Paris steht Micky Maus

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#40
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The fuck is this ****?!

LAPLAND IS IN FINLAND

SANTA CLAUS IS FROM LAPLAND

THERE IS YOUR ANSWER.

Honestly. Some people!

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