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#1
ok i have this ..problem.' my girlfriend wants me to give head..shes hot and all, but my problem is that her vag has a smell that puts me off..but i dont know how to break it to her.....especially since she gives me bjs without any qualms....help guys
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#3
I like how you just had to put that she's hot.

Which means she isn't
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#4
That was the best thread title ever.
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#6
:O wow..ummmm im really sorry dude...spray it with lysol and febrezee...that should the trick :p
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#7
go catch the flu or something, it will temporarily disable your sense of smell, then you can put anything in your mouth
#8
Don't shower for a week before your next BJ.

Guaranteed results.
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#11
I've seen this exact thread before....
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#12
or tell her to wash her damn vag
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#13
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I like how you just had to put that she's hot.

Which means she isn't

No, it doesn't mean she's not hot. It means she doesn't exist.
#15
Do that thing where you pretend to cough and say "rotten crotch".
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#16


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or take a shower together and then **** her in the shower


I dunno why but I'm under the impression you read romance novels.
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#18
if her vajayjay smells, then turn her around and lick her pooper instead
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#19
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Do that thing where you pretend to cough and say "rotten crotch".

This dude always has the best advice, so I'd follow it.
#20
It's just the smell of desire.


Desire smells like that to some people.
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#21
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or tell her to wash her damn vag

this. seriously dude. or take a barth with her and seriously scrub that thing.
#22
Wanna make it smell better? Alabama hotpocket.

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#24
Dude, just do it right after shes had a shower. If it still smells, than you have a bigger problem on your hands. If it doesnt, you may have just caught her at an off time or sumthin

OR, just do it anyway, cus she blows you
#25
oh yeah and i mentioned that shes hot cuz otherwise you would judge her based on vag...i know.. im insecure
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#26
Wanna make it smell better? Alabama hotpocket.


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#27
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oh yeah and i mentioned that shes hot cuz otherwise you would judge her based on vag...i know.. im insecure


Dude did you see my first post?
Get her a huge gift basket of the stuff. She'll get the hint. That's what the crap is for.
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#29
The thread title keeps making me laugh when I look at it.

Hopefully this thread stays bumped for a while
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#30
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Sex thread.


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#31
the shower thing sounds promising...thanks guys...if that doesnt do it..ill try making my pecker sing
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#32
`stink i mean
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#33
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Febreezin' their vags, what else?


I don't use Febreeze I use Lisol and sometimes I pop a glade plugin in it
#34
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Smelly Cheesy vag...


Sorry
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#35
Flavoured lube. Lot of fun, and makes it go from a tolerable to a rather fantastic taste.
I'd reccomend durex play - makes the whole experience a lot better. And you'll get better blowjobs too.
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#36
i kinda had the feeling lube is for losers after watching superbad...
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#37
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i kinda had the feeling lube is for losers after watching superbad...


No man, lube is your friend. See maybe it is just me, but I last like an hour when lube is on my dick. Also, if she is smart at all she'll be okay with it. Also, losers don't get laid.
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#38
point well taken as my vanity is in question
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#39
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point well taken as my vanity is in question


Seriously though, are your friends like there when you have sex and then they go, what a loser he just used lubricant to reduce friction, what a loser.
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#40
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ok i have this ..problem.' my girlfriend wants me to give head..shes hot and all, but my problem is that her vag has a smell that puts me off..but i dont know how to break it to her.....especially since she gives me bjs without any qualms....help guys

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!!! She wants YOU to give head? She has a dick? Wtf?!
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