#1
OK PIT, i need your help. i have to write a short story thats due monday. it needs to be 2 typed pages. but all i need is a good start. just like a brief outline. if you guys could help i would be highly greatful!

ps. the attached pic is the requirements page. some parts are edited for my safety



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#2
Round character eh?

Write a story about Kensai, he fits that description.
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#4
So you have me, Lets say my name is Joe. I'm drunk, its 2 am, and I'm horny as a moutha'. I find this hooker on the corner; here's your round character, shes a 300 pound transvestite, midget(dwarve), orphan; who need the money to support her drunk useless pimp of a husband's gambling and cocaine addictions.

Can you work with that?
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#5
um, i dont think thats school appropriate... lol.
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#7
Alright... Lets see.

Character: Kensai Seriously, name one of them that. Say he's from Sweden or something.

Plot:The story of his first full day in New York, or some other American city, after he left Sweden due to Swedish Gangsters he owed money went after him.

Write.
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#8
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um, i dont think thats school appropriate... lol.


Oh so now life isn't school appropriate? I may have made that up on the spot, but that is one of the topics I have used in a story before. Along with how my life would be if when I was forty, if their were dragons and robots. Ooooo try that...

In the future, we breed Pteryodactyl DNA with T-Rex DNA, bcs we as a human race have become retarted due to silicon boobies. Also we are building War bots and one gets struck by lightning and gets a conciounse(sp). So the old timere antagonist and the Robot team up to stop the "Dragons" and find themselves and acceptence in the process.
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#9
yeah and if you ever get stuck in your story ask the closest person to finish the sentance your on, so it would be like "He fell into a.." "Hole," it turns out better if they don't know anything about your story
#10
Start with...


Summertime

It's raining. A girl is staring sadly out her bedroom window.

She gets a text msg from one of her friends that reads...

"I'm sry [main character's name]... my parents are freaking out about me dating another grl. I think we shouldn't see each other for awhile. I dn't want to see you get hurt.

sry

love [girlfriend's name]"

She flings herself onto her bed, buries her face in her pillow, and cries to sleep.

----

Several days later, she tells her own parents that she's gay too. Her dad is outraged but her mom sympathizes with her and doesn't discourage her or anything.

Her dad storms out of the house cursing about her and about gay ppls.

Her mom tells her not to worry and that she'll talk to her dad about it.

---

The next day, her dad apologizes during breakfast. blah, blah, blah...

She decides to pay a visit to her ex-girlfriend's.

---

She gets to her place and knocks on the door. Her ex's mom opens the door.
She's like "You're the gay girl aren't you?!!??"

Main character stands there speechless.

Mom goes "Get the **** out of here. I don't want to see you around here..."

She is cut off by her daughter who rushes pass and closes the door.

"Sorry about that..." she says to the main character as they walk away.

"Come back here [ex's name]..." can be faintly heard from the mom.

They kiss, make up, blah blah blah.

but yeah.


^____^

Story!!!
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#11
But Are There Robots!!!!!
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#12
You main guy is called Larry. The situation is the 1930s. Larrys a hardnosed detective who dosn't mess around. He's been obsessing over 2 suspects, unrelated 'John 'the snake' White' and 'Frank Jones'(who are both involved with drug running and gangs) due to the fact that his girlfriend got murdered 2 years previous and he knows them or somebody linked to them did it but he can't prove it... yet.... His life has come to a halt over this and he's determined to find out the truth no matter what happens....


Them fatcats down city hall dont like it but larry never played by the rules
#13
the girl that sits in front of me (in class) already has a love story about gays. but nice plot. i really like it...
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You main guy is called Larry. The situation is the 1930s. Larrys a hardnosed detective who dosn't mess around. He's been obsessing over 2 suspects, unrelated 'John 'the snake' White' and 'Frank Jones'(who are both involved with drug running and gangs) due to the fact that his girlfriend got murdered 2 years previous and he knows them or somebody linked to them did it but he can't prove it... yet.... His life has come to a halt over this and he's determined to find out the truth no matter what happens....


Them fatcats down city hall dont like it but larry never played by the rules


Is Larry round?

Remember, main character has to be round.

^Wat.
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#15
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the girl that sits in front of me (in class) already has a love story about gays. but nice plot. i really like it...


too many girls writing about gays.


We got no guys writing about lesbians.
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#16
actually, i dont even know what a "round" character is... so that was another problem i was having.
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actually, i dont even know what a "round" character is... so that was another problem i was having.


One who is faced with a conflict and changes because of it.
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#18
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Is Larry round?

Remember, main character has to be round.

^Wat.


Yes, hes round. the reader would need to know he's not insane or anything, he's just angry and upset about the bastards who did this. Being a good detective his natural instinct is to track the leads down
#19
The vast expanse of space; cold, empty, beautiful. The massive windows of the bridge gave a panoramic view of the ghostly void full of micro lumens of stars way beyond yonder.

"One lucky shot and this room will depressurize faster than the emergency covers could compensate," Kenobi thought. "Maybe the troopers already clad in their armours will survive, but everyone else would die from cold painful asphyxiation; kind of brings peace to the mind."

The Enthrone Darkness Triumphant was one of the two modified Star Destroyers his forces helped create for the humans. The hulls had already been constructed, but that was all; no engines, electronics, weapons; nothing at all. The humans were lucky in the fact that the clones helped out in the retrofitting of all systems, plus they sped up the construction progress exponentially. Kenobi however, had to admit that the Ion Cannon being able to fire was a fluke. It hadn't even been tested.

"General Kenobi, the boarding part is ready waiting for your command"

"Excellent new Cody, was Anakin able to convince Ahsoka to don her armour?"

"To some extent sir, however I cannot see why she decides to wear such exposing garments during battle. I mean, Master Ti is also of the same race as her but she wears standardized Jedi robes," Cody remarked.

"Puberty; we all went through it Commander, even you clones. You were just able to run through it in a couple of months I believe," Kenobi chuckled. "Next time, have Rex make a move on her, it'll embarrass her to put on more conservative garments."

"Well actually, this time around Master Skywalker had to tackle and hold her while the ARC Troopers put the armour on her. I believe Fordo said it was the greatest challenge his forces had encountered so far."

"Well, this would have been a great warm-up for the mission then," Kenobi responded while trying to prevent an outburst of laughter. "Alright then Commander, tell the men to keep their head high and do their best. They are to take orders from the Spartans since they have more extensive experience in this line of battle. Master Chief John 117 will lead the assault to capture the "Prophet" therefore he has command of the ARC Troopers and Anakin will be second. Ahsoka will hold the hanger bay with Captain Rex and his squad plus a company of Human Commandos."

"I will relay the information sir; Strength and Honour"

"May the force be with us all Commander."


The LAAT/i gunships flew out towards the crippled alien carrier, the pilots breathing easy knowing that they weren't about to get blown into molecules, plus they were being escorted by the Republic ARC 170 Starfighters and the Human Longsword bombers.

The human bombers broke formation and flew low and just barely above the carrier's hull until they dropped their bombs near the bow bulge. Smoke cleared rapidly as the decompressing air started spewing out alerting the alien forces to that location; the perfect distraction.

"General Skywalker, we are making the final approach and it seems the hanger is still pressurized."

"You heard the pilot! Get your gear ready and be prepared for some multicoloured alien ass kicking," the ODST captain remarked.

"HOORAH!"

"Ahsoka, I want you to be vigilant and think with a clear head when you engage the aliens okay," advised Anakin.

"But Master, what difference does it make that you tell me now? I mean I did fight alongside you during the Clone War; I am able to watch my back and the troops under my command too, you know."

"Listen to me, my Padawan, these aren't droids we are engaging, they are flesh and blood and they can think. From the videos I have watched and analyzed, they are too dangerous to underestimate and I do not want you injured because you thought they are some derivative of 'Stick Tinnies'."

"Okay, if you say so."

"Good, and make sure the shuttles stay in one piece otherwise we are drifting back to our cruisers and you will be sharing the oxygen with the prophet," Anakin remarked.

"Thirty seconds to latch, sir"

"Alright men, keep your shots true and heads high, the force is with us all"

The gunships drifted through the energy shield and entered the hanger. The ARC Troopers immediately started to jump out of their transports and create a perimeter, along with the ODST's. The four man Spartan team split up into two groups, one was defending while the other was leading the assault.

"Okay boys, let's create some barriers and shields so we are ready when the aliens find out we are crashing their party," Ahsoka ordered.

She was gazing at the ARC Troopers as they elegantly latched their grappling hooks and shot up towards the second level with the Spartans leading. Her master just used the force to jump and land effortlessly on the railing. They were being led by one of the Humans' AI named Cortana.

"Ahsoka, the scanners are picking up contacts heading towards us," Rex informed. "We are nearly ready to repel them; one of the Spartans is just relocating to a proper vantage position."

"Well boys, get ready to party because the gates of hell are about to come crashing down on us."


That's righ. Halo. Star Wars. Together.

EDIT: Got a better one.

John-117 waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were aleins in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Sergent Johnson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a Spartan for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ALEINS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Halo ring he knew there were aleins.

"This is Cortana" the radio crackered. "You must fight the aleins!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the aleins

"I will shoot at him" said the Hunter and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the aleins" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the aleins"

And then John was a flood.
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#20
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#21
Write a story about a foolish young boy that has to write a story, but instead of doing it he comes to the pit for advice.

Needless to say, in the end he doesn't have his work done and learns a valuable lesson about doing things yourself (and about icy hot).
#22
It’s not because I have a ****ty sense of humour that I dislike myself. That just so happens to be a contributing factor to the whole situation. You see, I could compare my personality to one of those sticks that are left over after you eat one of those fancy suckers. Do you know which ones I am talking about? Those white plastic ones that apparently are suppose to whistle when you blow into them?(although thus far I have even been unsuccessful in my attempts with that too) Yeah those... I am hollow, useless, and always leaving something to be desired. Ha, and on top of that, the worse thing of all, is that I come from the most amazing family ever. Yeah you try being the sibling of an author, musician, and artist. It effing sucks. What’s my talent? I can freaking play "Oh, Canada" on the clarinet. oh god that just SCREAMS sexy. Just ask the flutist that sits in front of me in band, oh buddy, she has the vapors from my playing.


( I should have realized earlier that there was no way in hell she would say yes to going to the spring formal with me. I am such an idiot.

"Hey, uhh I think you are pretty flute, daaiiii mean cute! I.. I was .. God I am so sorry.. I just.. Will you go to the formal with me?"

What was I thinking?!? I mean seriously that was the worst, can I even say pun? Ever. I am not funny, and I need to stop trying quite obviously.)

(the part that I put in brackets is kinda optional, I just thought that might be a way you could turn the story line if you wanted to)


also :if it sucks.. w.e. its 2 am here and I gave it a very quick shot xD
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#23
write a story about BOB. BOB is round. BOB likes pie. PIE is ROUND. BOB likes mudkip. BOB is a round character because BOB likes Pie and BOB likes MUdkIp. Mudkip is a round liking pokemon liked by round people, like BOB. Pie is also a round food. So it is likes by round people.
#24
You get extra credit for typing?????


wat

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#25
Write your own story. You are hardly going to get a serious answer here. Hence it being, your homework. Not the Pit's homework.
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#26
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Alright... Lets see.

Character: Kensai Seriously, name one of them that. Say he's from Sweden or something.

Plot:The story of his first full day in New York, or some other American city, after he left Sweden due to Swedish Gangsters he owed money went after him.

Write.


I've never demanded money from Kensai. Ever
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#27
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Write your own story. You are hardly going to get a serious answer here. Hence it being, your homework. Not the Pit's homework.



Hey I gave a serious answer... it might have sucked.. but I tried. xD
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#28
Ok, so it opens with this tribe of asparagus children.

...but they're subconscious about the way their pee smells.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


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#29
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Ok, so it opens with this tribe of asparagus children.

...but they're subconscious about the way their pee smells.


This makes no sense!
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#30
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The vast expanse of space; cold, empty, beautiful. The massive windows of the bridge gave a panoramic view of the ghostly void full of micro lumens of stars way beyond yonder.

"One lucky shot and this room will depressurize faster than the emergency covers could compensate," Kenobi thought. "Maybe the troopers already clad in their armours will survive, but everyone else would die from cold painful asphyxiation; kind of brings peace to the mind."

The Enthrone Darkness Triumphant was one of the two modified Star Destroyers his forces helped create for the humans. The hulls had already been constructed, but that was all; no engines, electronics, weapons; nothing at all. The humans were lucky in the fact that the clones helped out in the retrofitting of all systems, plus they sped up the construction progress exponentially. Kenobi however, had to admit that the Ion Cannon being able to fire was a fluke. It hadn't even been tested.

"General Kenobi, the boarding part is ready waiting for your command"

"Excellent new Cody, was Anakin able to convince Ahsoka to don her armour?"

"To some extent sir, however I cannot see why she decides to wear such exposing garments during battle. I mean, Master Ti is also of the same race as her but she wears standardized Jedi robes," Cody remarked.

"Puberty; we all went through it Commander, even you clones. You were just able to run through it in a couple of months I believe," Kenobi chuckled. "Next time, have Rex make a move on her, it'll embarrass her to put on more conservative garments."

"Well actually, this time around Master Skywalker had to tackle and hold her while the ARC Troopers put the armour on her. I believe Fordo said it was the greatest challenge his forces had encountered so far."

"Well, this would have been a great warm-up for the mission then," Kenobi responded while trying to prevent an outburst of laughter. "Alright then Commander, tell the men to keep their head high and do their best. They are to take orders from the Spartans since they have more extensive experience in this line of battle. Master Chief John 117 will lead the assault to capture the "Prophet" therefore he has command of the ARC Troopers and Anakin will be second. Ahsoka will hold the hanger bay with Captain Rex and his squad plus a company of Human Commandos."

"I will relay the information sir; Strength and Honour"

"May the force be with us all Commander."


The LAAT/i gunships flew out towards the crippled alien carrier, the pilots breathing easy knowing that they weren't about to get blown into molecules, plus they were being escorted by the Republic ARC 170 Starfighters and the Human Longsword bombers.

The human bombers broke formation and flew low and just barely above the carrier's hull until they dropped their bombs near the bow bulge. Smoke cleared rapidly as the decompressing air started spewing out alerting the alien forces to that location; the perfect distraction.

"General Skywalker, we are making the final approach and it seems the hanger is still pressurized."

"You heard the pilot! Get your gear ready and be prepared for some multicoloured alien ass kicking," the ODST captain remarked.

"HOORAH!"

"Ahsoka, I want you to be vigilant and think with a clear head when you engage the aliens okay," advised Anakin.

"But Master, what difference does it make that you tell me now? I mean I did fight alongside you during the Clone War; I am able to watch my back and the troops under my command too, you know."

"Listen to me, my Padawan, these aren't droids we are engaging, they are flesh and blood and they can think. From the videos I have watched and analyzed, they are too dangerous to underestimate and I do not want you injured because you thought they are some derivative of 'Stick Tinnies'."

"Okay, if you say so."

"Good, and make sure the shuttles stay in one piece otherwise we are drifting back to our cruisers and you will be sharing the oxygen with the prophet," Anakin remarked.

"Thirty seconds to latch, sir"

"Alright men, keep your shots true and heads high, the force is with us all"

The gunships drifted through the energy shield and entered the hanger. The ARC Troopers immediately started to jump out of their transports and create a perimeter, along with the ODST's. The four man Spartan team split up into two groups, one was defending while the other was leading the assault.

"Okay boys, let's create some barriers and shields so we are ready when the aliens find out we are crashing their party," Ahsoka ordered.

She was gazing at the ARC Troopers as they elegantly latched their grappling hooks and shot up towards the second level with the Spartans leading. Her master just used the force to jump and land effortlessly on the railing. They were being led by one of the Humans' AI named Cortana.

"Ahsoka, the scanners are picking up contacts heading towards us," Rex informed. "We are nearly ready to repel them; one of the Spartans is just relocating to a proper vantage position."

"Well boys, get ready to party because the gates of hell are about to come crashing down on us."


That's righ. Halo. Star Wars. Together.

EDIT: Got a better one.

John-117 waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were aleins in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Sergent Johnson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a Spartan for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ALEINS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Halo ring he knew there were aleins.

"This is Cortana" the radio crackered. "You must fight the aleins!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the aleins

"I will shoot at him" said the Hunter and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the aleins" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the aleins"

And then John was a flood.



WAYYYYYYYYY tl;dr
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