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#2
Light beer tastes bad.
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#3
because dark beer is nasty

*prepares flame shield*
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#5
mainly europeans like dark beer, americans and mexicans love light beer
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#11
Quote by MakinLattes
it's like drinking a diet coke with your bucket of lard. an illusion of health.

are you even human
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#12
Quote by ChordMonger


Guinness is good for the soul, son
~b



I second this


except no guinness should have a happy face in the head
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#13
You have to be 21 over in America to drink Light Beer I'm pretty manly when it comes to drinks, hurr. Guinness + Dark Ale is win. Bacardi is for homosexuals.

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#14
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You have to be 21 over in America to drink Light Beer I'm pretty manly when it comes to drinks, hurr. Guinness + Dark Ale is win. Bacardi is for homosexuals.


totally manly.
#16
Quote by CoreysMonster
totally manly.

Drinking iron isn't manly enough for you? *flexes muscles* Hurr!

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MUFC


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#17
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You have to be 21 over in America to drink Light Beer I'm pretty manly when it comes to drinks, hurr. Guinness + Dark Ale is win. Bacardi is for homosexuals.



say that to this stuff

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#18
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Drinking iron isn't manly enough for you? *flexes muscles* Hurr!


come on, we all know that iron sucks ass. You need to remove the oxygen in the mineral, thus converting it to steel, which is a much more manly metal.

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
#19
Quote by Pernell
Easy drinking
Get Drunk faster
good 4 drinkjing games


these points do nothing to negate being less of a man.
yo.

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#20
Quote by frozen_soul
are you even human

oh, hush. us bay areans bleed blood stuff the same as the rest of you do...
#22
Quote by Pernell
Easy drinking
Get Drunk faster
good 4 drinkjing games


1. You're obviously not a man if you can't drink full-strength beer.
2. By light beer I mean low alcohol content beer. How do you get drunk faster?
3. You're obviously not a man if you can't take regular beer in drinking games.
#23
Quote by Pernell
light beer=party hard beer

real men party hard

this.


dark beer is too sophisticated anyway, its more for old people.
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#25
Carswell, what is that 151 stuff? Is it just extra alcohol or something? Looks more like whiskey
Quote by CoreysMonster
come on, we all know that iron sucks ass. You need to remove the oxygen in the mineral, thus converting it to steel, which is a much more manly metal.

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Liquid titanium > Steel

This could turn ugly...

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
This beer, that beer: Does it get you drunk? Yes? Then stop this damned discussion. My peace has been said for now.
#27
Quote by Pernell
light beer=party hard beer

real men party hard


full strength is the party harder beer woman.

edit:
the hardest of all party beers...fullstop.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#28
#1 and 2 are connected

east drinking= the feeling of fullness when drinking beer fast.

also, ever tried 100 shots of beer with say, a 8% malt liquor?
#29
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Carswell, what is that 151 stuff? Is it just extra alcohol or



151 proof = 75.5% by vol. alcohol


it comes with a flameproof spout


it tastes like drinking fire
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#31
I could not agree with TS more.

Light beer is for women, doesn't get you drunk easier at all, and if i'm drinking beer i wanna taste it.
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#33
Quote by XzX_Patrick_XzX
I could not agree with TS more.

Light beer is for women, doesn't get you drunk easier at all, and if i'm drinking beer i wanna taste it.

it gets me drunk easier because you can chug light beer, you cant chug dark beer (or at least it wouldnt be very pleasant)
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#34
I also would like to say thatas a Canadian, I, along with any other occupants of commonwealth nations highly disapprove of the use of light beer for anything other than marinading low grade meat
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#35
Quote by Carswell98
151 proof = 75.5% by vol. alcohol


it comes with a flameproof spout


it tastes like drinking fire

Badass, like absinthe then. OK, bacardi is for homos*, 151 baacardi is for bears.

*I know someone will get butthurt. Calm down, just a joke.

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Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
oooh lookit, I'm a manly man!

I do light beer in shot glasses at parties!

Look at my frilly dress, I'm so manly *swishes dress*
#38
Quote by fleaflicker182
Lies. Any man wouldn't have said that.

isnt your avatar from a cartoon network show?

some man you are..


anyway i dont like dark beer so i wouldnt chug it either way.
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
oooh lookit, I'm a manly man!

I do light beer in shot glasses at parties!

Look at my frilly dress, I'm so manly *swishes dress*






damn, that is manly
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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

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