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I was having a little 'conversation' with my 4 year old brother, Luke- and this was the result:

*Luke holding a piece of paper, his 'bus sign;*
Luke: And this bus goes to India. Brown people live in India
Me: Well, you can't get a bus to India
Luke: Yeah, because we love being white

luls ensued.
#2
*Lulz ensued
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And then what happened.
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Epic brother lmao...
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Me: Hey christian, come here.
Christian: What, turd face?
Me: Did you piss on the toilet seat again?
Christian: Pfffft no. That was Abby.
Me: Abby doesn't stand up when she pees....
Christian: wat.
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Cool story, brah.

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I was having a little 'conversation' with my 4 year old brother, Luke- and this was the result:

*Luke holding a piece of paper, his 'bus sign;*
Luke: And this bus goes to India. Brown people live in India
Me: Well, you can't get a bus to India
Luke: Yeah, because we love being white

luls ensued.


haha that is pretty funny, however i dont have any to contribute
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#12
Conversations don't sound quite as funny when posted on the internet.

One of those "had to be there" moments, eh?

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#14
One time my cousin and I were talking about my younger brother (who's 19) and her 4 year old son Cody walked in and goes "he's not a real man because he doesn't have a woman to practice with." I fell off the couch and rolled around laughing. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life lol.
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One time my cousin and I were talking about my younger brother (who's 19) and her 4 year old son Cody walked in and goes "he's not a real man because he doesn't have a woman to practice with." I fell off the couch and rolled around laughing. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life lol.



Whoa!!! My name is Cody. Me and that other Cody should like, party.
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I was having a little 'conversation' with my 4 year old brother, Luke- and this was the result:

*Luke holding a piece of paper, his 'bus sign;*
Luke: And this bus goes to India. Brown people live in India
Me: Well, you can't get a bus to India
Luke: Yeah, because we love being white

luls ensued.


#20
any time u make a kid swear with there hands its hi-larious..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#21
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One time my 2 year old brother killed me in runescape.


That's why most of us don't play it, to avoid that kind of embarassing situation.
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Whoa!!! My name is Cody. Me and that other Cody should like, party.


That kid's out of control. Here's another one: one day his parents took him to a children's seminar where they discuss the effects of alcohol. They put beer goggles on the kids and made them walk around so they could see what it's like to be drunk. After he took off the glasses he asked one of the ladies there "what about smoking weed? do you have those glasses?" lol.
#24
I was playing Halo with my brother who is in 8th grade and my friend says "I feel like an arabian!" and blows himself up and my brother replies immediately with
"Arabians are dirty!"
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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#25
uhm, young racism lulz? not good?
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#27
Oh yeah, here's another one I remember from that same little bastard cousin of mine, Cody. His grandma was scolding him about something, and called him a little boy. His reply was "who are you calling 'little boy' I got a 10 inch pee pee."
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And then what happened.

I overheard my Mum saying 'Lukey, God loves everyone no matter what colour their skin is'- little Hitler!
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Oh yeah, here's another one I remember from that same little bastard cousin of mine, Cody. His grandma was scolding him about something, and called him a little boy. His reply was "who are you calling 'little boy' I got a 10 inch pee pee."




Lol I remember one time I was talking with my 6 year old brother (Jose):
Me: So what was the book you were reading about?
Jose: Some man named Lance. He won alot of bicycle races and he had cancer.
Me: So, what did you learn? That you can do anything you set your mind to no matter what?
Jose:No you can't! You can't put your penis in an elephant!

True story.
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Me- Hey Ben! *5 year old brother* What the hell did you do to the shampoo? It's all runny! You put water in it?

Ben- *giggle* noooooooooo.......

Me- WHAT DID YOU DO????

Ben- I peed in it!
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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That's priceless.



Yeah but it gets better (worse?)

So, even though I'm furious, I can't help but laugh. So to continue

Me- Since when?

Ben- Like.....two months.

Me-wat

Ben- yeah....

Me- wait...that's OUR shampoo. Didn't you have to use it too?

Ben- Yeah, but I shook it up so I'd be fine.

Me-........
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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At first I thought "awesome, another intelligent prankster named Ben, and a cool 5 year old to boot."

Now I kinda feel shamed at my namesake



Well he also drank his urine so.......
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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I hate children.

Jackson, four year old cousin: *picks up my guitar* Daddy says this bass costs a lot.
Me: *turns around* What are you doing with that? And..no, it's an acoustic guitar.
Him: It's a bass! Daddy said so! *looks at it unhappily*
Me: *rolls eyes at the lack of intelligence coming from his father* No, it's a guitar. Just..a guitar. May I have it?
Him: No! Tell me I'm right. Daddy doesn't lie.
Me: He did lie obviously! Give it to me, Jackson. *comes near*
Him: Daddy doesn't lie!
Me: *watches as he gets angry* Jackson, give me my guitar.
Him: IT'S A BASS!! *gets close to throwing point*
Me: Jackson *sweet talks* Please, may I have it? Don't break it please.
Him: *drops it and kicks it* It's a bass! *runs to yell at his father for lying*

It ended with it hitting the corner of a wall scratching and putting a crack in the side of the body.

I hate children, need I say more?
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#39
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Whoa!!! My name is Cody. Me and that other Cody should like, party.


wat?

I thought your name was anus
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I thought this was a thread on how Bill Cosby needs his pudding and kodak film?

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