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#1
Whoever guesses what this is gets ten browny points. Those who can read Japanese are asked politely to shut their cakeholes.




Those who know what this is can maybe answer my question: WHY?!
Last edited by TheQuailman at Mar 7, 2009,
#3
vibrator. i have the same one.
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#8
well i see an on off switch, so I'm guessing it's a certain vibrating sexual device.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#10
You guys have a dirty mind. It is indeed a vibrator. But.....it isn't very ergonimical, is it? Who in their right mind would use this?!
#12
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You guys have a dirty mind. It is indeed a vibrator. But.....it isn't very ergonimical, is it? Who in their right mind would use this?!


as i said, i have the same one. so....someone like me would use it.
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touche vman, touche

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#13
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You guys have a dirty mind. It is indeed a vibrator. But.....it isn't very ergonimical, is it? Who in their right mind would use this?!

4 year olds that think Hello Kitty is kewl?
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#14
thats like, almost as awesome as KISS condoms
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#15
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as i said, i have the same one. so....someone like me would use it.

I said "who in their right mind?"


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4 year olds that think Hello Kitty is kewl?

Hey, even I think that Hello Kitty is kewl.
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#16
no one in his/her right mind would use it. but there's a lot of people who isn't in their right mind
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#17
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You guys have a dirty mind. It is indeed a vibrator. But.....it isn't very ergonimical, is it? Who in their right mind would use this?!


Hello Kitty fetish?
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#18
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You guys have a dirty mind. It is indeed a vibrator.


In fairness, mine was a perfectly fine and reasonable answer unlike all these...these...sex monsters!
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#19
Am I the only one wondering why the on/off is in English...and which side goes where?
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#20
i can totally see some 6 year old girl going:
MAMA! i want tht! Please buy it for me!

her mom doenst look at it and just buys it

When home... well you do the math
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#21
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You guys have a dirty mind. It is indeed a vibrator. But.....it isn't very ergonimical, is it? Who in their right mind would use this?!

A vibrator needn't actually go in to give pleasure.
#22
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Am I the only one wondering why the on/off is in English...and which side goes where?


I wondered aswell.

As to the 'WHY?' question, the answer I do not know...
#23
You guys raise some good points...
The end with the cat is actually the end that is used for stimulation I believe.

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A vibrator needn't actually go in to give pleasure.

But I'd imagine some people would still try. Yikes.
#25
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I'm guessing it is a rotating lollypop holder.


I thought the same thing.
#26
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i can totally see some 6 year old girl going:
MAMA! i want tht! Please buy it for me!

her mom doenst look at it and just buys it

When home... well you do the math

They use it on each other?
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#27
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I thought the same thing.


Could it be that we're the only people in the pit who will never go to prison on weird sex charges?
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#28
PEZ dispenser? lmao I fail..
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#29
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You guys raise some good points...
The end with the cat is actually the end that is used for stimulation I believe.


But I'd imagine some people would still try. Yikes.

Maybe the shape is good for reaching the g-spot?
#30
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Could it be that we're the only people in the pit who will never go to prison on weird sex charges?


Nope, we're just going to be there on charges of pedophilia.
#31
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Maybe the shape is good for reaching the g-spot?

I..... will buy that thing and ask a female friend of mine to find out. I'll let you know.
#34
meh, seen it before, so what?


just kidding, i'm still going

EDIT: also, the bottom is the insertion side. not the kitty side.
#35
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I..... will buy that thing and ask a female friend of mine to find out. I'll let you know.

Can she take pictures also?

... For the purposes of research, you understand.
#37
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as i said, i have the same one. so....someone like me would use it.


at first i laughed out loud, then i read that you are "UG's Necrophile"....suddenly i stopped laughing because i realized you are probably serious.
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#38


Such an innocent device, such perverted minds, such a lack of knowledge.
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at first i laughed out loud, then i read that you are "UG's Necrophile"....suddenly i stopped laughing because i realized you are probably serious.



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touche vman, touche

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#40
MICROPHONE?


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