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#1
They give you an option. They tell you that you can either die a slow, painful, death, or you can take your chances fighting Chuck Norris in a death match. If you fight Chuck Norris, you get to bring two friends with you. If you manage to defeat Chuck Norris you gain not only your freedom, but 10 million dollars. If you choose death, you will be tortured in unimaginable ways. In both cases (torturing and Chuck Norris battle) all of the Pit will be watching you. Which one would you choose?

Choose Wisely...
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#3
Stuff that, I'll just set myself on fire.
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#4
Chuck Norries for sure.
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#5
Chuck Norris is an actor, of course I could beat him. Everyone knows all actors are pussies.
#8
Pointless thread is pointless. I would pick Chuck Norris.
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#9
Murder-suicide.... except without the murder.... cuz they're ninjas..... they'd pwn me...
#10
More chance against Chuck.

Wait...


My head hurts.
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#12
i'ld go with the chuck norris,

i'ld bring bruce lee and jet li we win
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#14
chuck noris especially if i get to bring two friend.
I know allot of insane martial arts way pass black belt degree,and yes its possible.
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i'ld go with the chuck norris,

i'ld bring bruce lee* and jet li** we win


Fixed

* is dead
** not your friend
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#18
If I fight Chuck Norris I will surely die. So I'd invite my good friends, The Jonas Brothers, in to fight along me.


If I die, I'll be damned if I'm not taking those talentless bastards with me.
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#21
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Fixed

* is dead
** not your friend


if so, then

my sensai Ken
and
my sensei mark

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and we have a total gym.
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#22
thats like choosing between stella and heineken


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#23
Well it all comes down to how much chest hair Chuck Norris has left. We saw what happened when Bruce Lee tore off a stack with his bare hands. HE GAINED A PART OF HIS POWERS, thus beating him.
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#24
It is Chuck Norris with more chest hair than you have ever seen on one man.
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#26
I would bring back Bruce Lee, take him as my only friend, and watch him kick Chuck Norris's ass because he, you know, kicked Chuck Norris's ass.
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#27
I'd go with Chuck Norris. All the ****ty chuck norris jokes aside, hes only human. Hes also old now and im pretty confident me and 2 of my friends could take him. Seriously, even if he does kung fu our asses, at least we tried unlike the people who chose death.
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#28
Who needs friends?
Just ask Chuck straight up why the ninjas think he's their bitch, then leg it while he roundhouse kicks them to death.
#30
I know some of you hate Chuck because of so many people overdoing the jokes, but he's still an amazing martial artist that has done far more than simply proving himself. I would pick to fight him not only because it's the option with a chance of survival , but also because it would be awesome to be able to fight someone I admire so much (that sounds weird, but you get where I'm coming from...it's like playing a game of one on one with Mookie Blaylock, only with a lot more blood and a chance of death).

That said, if I picked two of the coaches from the MMA gym I train at, we would actually have a decent chance of winning. Chuck is getting older and these are two people with an exceptional level of ability.
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#31
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exactly the ****ty Chuck Norris jokes i was talking about.
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#32
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It is Chuck Norris with more chest hair than you have ever seen on one man.

holy **** **** man. I'd choose death then.
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#33
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I know some of you hate Chuck because of so many people overdoing the jokes, but he's still an amazing martial artist that has done far more than simply proving himself. I would pick to fight him not only because it's the option with a chance of survival , but also because it would be awesome to be able to fight someone I admire so much (that sounds weird, but you get where I'm coming from...it's like playing a game of one on one with Mookie Blaylock, only with a lot more blood and a chance of death).

That said, if I picked two of the coaches from the MMA gym I train at, we would actually have a decent chance of winning. Chuck is getting older and these are two people with an exceptional level of ability.

He was never the best martial artists in the world, though. As I said in my post above, he fought Bruce Lee and lost.

EDIT: I don't hate him, but I do hate the jokes, because they're old as hell.
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#34
Chuck Norris. If you win, you're a god. If you lose, you die fast since it's ****ing Chuck Norris.
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#36
I would fight Chuck.

Along with my friend an AA-12.
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#40
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He was never the best martial artists in the world, though. As I said in my post above, he fought Bruce Lee and lost.

EDIT: I don't hate him, but I do hate the jokes, because they're old as hell.

Ha, well like any fighter with such a long career Chuck was defeated by a handful of opponents in different competitions. Honestly man, I would never try to argue that he was unbeatable (even in his prime), but I do think that because of those jokes he is often discussed unfairly. I have never said he can't be criticized, but I do get the feeling that some people try to dismiss what he has accomplished because they are tired of hearing about him.

EDIT: And am I missing something? Did Chuck fight Bruce for real and I somehow failed to hear about it? All I know about is their on camera fight in Way of the Dragon. I'm not saying that Bruce wouldn't have won anyways, but I don't think there was ever a real fight.
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