#1
so, I was chillin with my band, and the (gear-ignorant) singer/guitarist asks me

Him: so what's like the best amp you can buy?
Me: i dont know, depends really. for me it'd be like a Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier or somethin
The rest of my band: lols
Me: what?
Bassist: dude, mesa boogie dual rectifier? sounds like a sex toy or somethin!!!!

so I ask you, does the name of this amp sound like a sex toy of some sort?
#3
yes,and a damn powerful one at that.
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#4
Why was the bassist allowed to speak in the presence of musicians...?
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#5
The rest of your band is full of idiots...


However, rectifier does sound a bit like rectum.
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#6
Not as much as BOSS Turbo Distortion... if you know what I'm saying.
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#8
It does O.O
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#9
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Never realised it before but now you've mentioned it, it does dound like a sex toy (the name not the tone). Now that all I'm gunna think of everytime I see a mesa boogie rectifier


You suck TS


EDIT: Are you sure that you can't think of a better amp than a rectifier?
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#10
it sounds like a sex to that sexes two rectums at once while playing boogie woogie bugle boy and making tortillas
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#11
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Why was the bassist allowed to speak in the presence of musicians...?


Ah, silly silly Kensai, what do you mean? Bassists are as much musicians as the drummers and guitarists! We're all equal on this great big sphere.

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#13
Well no, cause i associate the word Rectifier with death or something. Torture device? maybe. but not a sex toy.
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#15
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Ah, silly silly Kensai, what do you mean? Bassists are as much musicians as the drummers and guitarists! We're all equal on this great big sphere.

not really


Spot the mistake.

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Ah, silly silly Kensai, what do you mean? Bassists are as much musicians as the drummers and guitarists! We're all equal on this great big sphere.

not really


Mistake spotted.


#16
how the **** is it going to fit up there? :O
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how the **** is it going to fit up there? :O



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#18
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Never realised it before but now you've mentioned it, it does dound like a sex toy (the name not the tone). Now that all I'm gunna think of everytime I see a mesa boogie rectifier


You suck TS


EDIT: Are you sure that you can't think of a better amp than a rectifier?

well, I like mesa's tone. I mean, I could have said a triple rectifier, but that may have made matters worse.
#19

...but the even smallest one is bigger than my whole torso!
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#20
So they actually didn't know what a Mesa was?

It sounds like the sex to me, but not like a sex toy.
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#21
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Anyway, just a joke I guess?
#22
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well, I like mesa's tone. I mean, I could have said a triple rectifier, but that may have made matters worse.


Yea I supose it's a difference of opinion. But usually when you think of the great bands that have used a mesa for the albums that they had their best tones they have used a Mesa Mark IV

Kinda seems like to me that the rectifier has stolen the spotlight from the mark IV
#23


That's more like a sex toy.

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#24
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Oh god slayed. Nice one!
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Mesa makes me think of big, boogie sounds like sex, dual uh I cant think of one, and rectifier sounds like rectum frier

so big sex rectum frier


yep sex toy
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#25
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#26
Man, a Dual Rectumfier sounds awful...ly pleasurable.
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#29
Yeah, just like the Behringer Turbo Analizer.

Not really, I just made that up
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#30
Yea is sorta does sound like a sex toy but leme tell you they rox some serious sex sounds if its a sex toy. (like satans sisters toy)
#32
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