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#1
i was just wondering hypothetically under what circumstances would you want humanity to discover aliens (if aliens exist)

i think that it would be best only if we were militarily superior to ensure our sovereignty
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#3
Honestly, I'm not sure if we've got the ability to handle our sovereignty as is. Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing to be annexed by an alien culture.
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#5
I'd rather they were superior in some way, so the human race wouldn't be the best. We wouldn't be so damn arrogant.

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#6
I would want to find them on the side of the road with a dead battery in their cruiser, then I would jump their battery with my car and we'd be cool.
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I would want to find them on the side of the road with a dead battery in their cruiser, then I would jump their battery with my car and we'd be cool.


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#9
Hmm.... I would hope that if the human race ever met aliens, that they would be superior, and peaceful, and would just be interested in learning and teaching, technologically and morally.
#10
I think a "Mass Effect like" (if anyone has played the game) scenario where we are on about the same technological level.
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I would want to find them on the side of the road with a dead battery in their cruiser, then I would jump their battery with my car and we'd be cool.


this, when we have cars that can jump a alien cruisers battery


edit: when we can jump aliens,
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I think a "Mass Effect like" (if anyone has played the game) scenario where we are on about the same technological level.


Great game only i just watched Signs last night and i definitely would take the mass effect aliens over the Signs ones lol
#13
I think if any aliens came to us here on earth, they would have to be superior. We don't have technology to move ourselves to other planets easily so they would have to be more advanced.
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this, when we have cars that can jump a alien cruisers battery


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#17
I think it would be awesome if humans discovered life on another planet,
only it was like what America was like in the 60's,

So then we could give them anal probes out of spite and kidnap weird people who live in trailers in the desert.
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#18
If anything, I would hope that they would end up being like those spikey-lizard looking things from Mass Effect, like Saren but not evil. And, for them to be somewhat more advanced than us, but not so much that they could kick our asses in a minute if we ever fought.

(Oh, and the obligatory hot alien chicks.)
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If anything, I would hope that they would end up being like those spikey-lizard looking things from Mass Effect, like Saren but not evil. And, for them to be somewhat more advanced than us, but not so much that they could kick our asses in a minute if we ever fought.

(Oh, and the obligatory hot alien chicks.)



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#20
i've always wondered whether the world governments have special protocols in the eventuality of aliens landing on earth....they always seem to in the movies
#21
l would want them to be hostile. That way i could be humanitys only hope and have a superhot holographic girlfriend.
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#22
I'd rather meet aliens when they just came to our cities like regular people from foreign lands.. not knowing where they are or how to handle it. So we don't have to start some ****ty and retarded war with them. We just gotta make 'em feel at home.
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I'd rather meet aliens when they just came to our cities like regular people from foreign lands.. not knowing where they are or how to handle it. So we don't have to start some ****ty and retarded war with them. We just gotta make 'em feel at home.


For some reason I don't think that would work if they were to land in the U.S., maybe if they landed in the U.K. or Australia or something, but definitly not here. Then again, the chavs might get there first...
#24
Why is it always about sovereignty? If any other life exists in this universe, it would probably find humans pathetic because we can't even get along with our own race. Why is it foremost an issue of who's superior? Why couldn't we just coexist with them and learn and profit?

That's a stupid question, because we're humans and we suck.
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#25
Is it wrong that I read the title as "Circumcising Aliens?"
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John-117 waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were aleins in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Sergent Johnson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a Spartan for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ALEINS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Halo ring he knew there were aleins.

"This is Cortana" the radio crackered. "You must fight the aleins!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the aleins

"I will shoot at him" said the Hunter and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the aleins" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the aleins"

And then John was a flood.
#27
Was i the only one that read the title as "Circumcising and Meeting Aliens"?
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Was i the only one that read the title as "Circumcising and Meeting Aliens"?

For a moment, I did as well.
#29
Aliens like Predator.

You kill a thing with two mouths, you get a cool scar, a spear, and a shield made from another aliens head.

Plus, they bleed fluoro green.
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Why is it always about sovereignty? If any other life exists in this universe, it would probably find humans pathetic because we can't even get along with our own race. Why is it foremost an issue of who's superior? Why couldn't we just coexist with them and learn and profit?

That's a stupid question, because we're humans and we suck.

That's assuming that aliens all get along with each other(each other of their own species anyway).
#31
I think we already have, just governments are arses and dont want us knowing , supposedly it would cause wide spread panic


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That's assuming that aliens all get along with each other(each other of their own species anyway).


God, I hope they're not like humans.
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God, I hope they're not like humans.

Not getting along with each other isn't an exclusively human trait.
#34
like I say to everybody, dont anal probe me and we'll be fine.
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Not getting along with each other isn't an exclusively human trait.


Of all species on this planet, humans are undoubtedly the most arrogant, destructive, unpredictable, and dangerous. I'm going to stop because I feel like some sort of tinfoil hat-wearing doomsayer.
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Of all species on this planet, humans are undoubtedly the most arrogant, destructive, unpredictable, and dangerous. I'm going to stop because I feel like some sort of tinfoil hat-wearing doomsayer.



Agreed, if not the most, humans are the only species that do, they kill because of random reasons, only reasons other species kill is to get food,land,mating and competition

Humans just do it for the hell of it, + destroy our own world, Humans suck,Their solution to everything is killing it
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#38
I'd like 'Aliens' to be pretty much at the same stage in development, if they were aggressive, and technologically superior, then I'd be pretty scared.

But if we were at the same stage in development it might be a fair fight. Not that I'm saying my first thought would be aggression, I'd rather try diplomacy, but if we were threatened then I'd want it to be kind of fair.
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Why is it always about sovereignty? If any other life exists in this universe, it would probably find humans pathetic because we can't even get along with our own race.

What makes you think they get along with each other?

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#40
I'm being an optimist.
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