Poll: when did you start fapping?
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View poll results: when did you start fapping?
I never started
12 4%
8 and younger
31 11%
9
7 2%
10
30 10%
11
64 22%
12
61 21%
13
59 20%
14
14 5%
15 and older
11 4%
Voters: 290.
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#2
Beating what???
founding member of the Bill Bailey fan club (assuming there isn't already one)

proudly not an overly proud vegetarian
#4
beating what?

EDIT: fuuuuuu-

on a serious note, I started beatin it at like 10-12
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Last edited by billybusa at Mar 7, 2009,
#6
11. On accident.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#11
Started on a regular basis at 14
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#12
11
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#13
I was ten first time milked the ol' baby-beans. I thought I was dying when white stuff suddenly squirted out and I felt all weird. i then realised just how good the 'weird' feeling was and long story short, haven't stopped for more than 2 weeks since.
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#14
Quote by guitardude34875
in 1983

hope someone gets the joke

realyy?!?!.......MJ beat me to
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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#15
Quote by guitardude34875
in 1983

hope someone gets the joke


Heh. Nice.


Uhm, I think I was 8 when I started to play around more.


EDIT:
*blink* Is this only for dudes? I suppose I should've looked at 'beating it'.
I don't think that applies to chicks. =[
Sorry. =/
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
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#17
When I was 13, I guess I was late haha.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#20
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Lol, on topic answer...I'm a chick...but started that sort of thing um...11?


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My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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#21
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I was ten first time milked the ol' baby-beans. I thought I was dying when white stuff suddenly squirted out and I felt all weird. i then realised just how good the 'weird' feeling was and long story short, haven't stopped for more than 2 weeks since.



I was eating when i saw and read this post.


Disgusting.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#25
I was 9.

But I didn't do it the conventional way, let's just say I worked it out by accident.
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#26
Probably at about 6 I started rubbing my dick off the bed 'cos it felt good. I did that innocently until about 10. Then I realised what it was but still kept doing it. I started using my hand at about 13. Had tried before that but it jst didn't feel right.

Still... rubbing your dick on the bed is far better feeling but I don't go all the way because I don't want my sheets to get wet, stinky and sticky.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#27
Quote by bobwentpop
Probably at about 6 I started rubbing my dick off the bed 'cos it felt good. I did that innocently until about 10. Then I realised what it was but still kept doing it. I started using my hand at about 13. Had tried before that but it jst didn't feel right.

Still... rubbing your dick on the bed is far better feeling but I don't go all the way because I don't want my sheets to get wet, stinky and sticky.

You have stinky semen! *points and laughs*
#28
11. I was playing GTA San Andreas and saw one of those hookers with short hair and just started doing it. Nothing weird about that, right?

Right...?
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bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


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#29
11
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#30
About 5 minutes ago...ill be done soon
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#31
I always just rub against the bed in my boxers because it doesn't feel as good with my hands.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#32
Quote by Rock_Rebel
Lol, on topic answer...I'm a chick...but started that sort of thing um...11?


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Uhm, I think I was 8 when I started to play around more.



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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
Last edited by billybusa at Mar 7, 2009,
#33
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mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
Quote by Cameronrobson
bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


CLICK HERE FOR FREE SEX!
#34
Quote by metaldud536
You have stinky semen! *points and laughs*

Stale semen ain't that good. It's not reeeeally stinky. But sometimes if I used to go down to my mid-bed there was a bit of a whiff.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#37
Why the **** do you need this information. I wish people would stop making these ****ty threads.
#38
Quote by metaldud536
You have stinky semen! *points and laughs*



Man, if you don't wipe it off it smells like fish!


.....I know this from experience.....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#39
Quote by Bamitchell
Man, if you don't wipe it off it smells like fish!


.....I know this from experience.....



Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.


wait, thats pussy
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
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