#1
Me and my friend Made this yesterday and today, so let us know what you think.

Hope you enjoy!


by:jon Kettle and Jordan Crago

BUCKETHEAD AT KFC...

If you don't know who Buckethead is, go out and look at a picture of him before you read this or it'll make no sense.

Buckethead(walks into KFC): can I have some Chicken, no wait give me the toony tuesday
meal with extra coleslaw and a large fries please. yea and i'm Not paying

Cashier: WEll, you have to pay,

Buckethead:I USE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING SO YOU GET MORE CUSTOMERS!IF ANYTHING, U SHOULD BE PAYING ME TO EAT HERE!

Cashier: let me speak to the manger..

Cashier(talks quietly to manager): There's some guy out there with our Variety Bucket on His head and says he wants to eat here for free, so...yea I came to talk 2 you about it.

Manager:ZOMG, IT'S BUCK!

Cashier
: it's who?

Manager: Let me Handle this

Manager (Talks to Buck):ya'know Buck...

Buckethead: GIVE ME MY DANM TOONY TUESDAY MEAL ALREADY!I SWEAR, I ORDERED LIKE, 20 MINUTES AGO!

Manager:umm...Soothsayer is a nice song?

Buckethead: WHEN CAN I HAVE MY TOONY TUESDAY MEAL! I'M STARVING HERE YA'KNOW

manager:I also Like "Welcome to Buckethead Land". I enjoyed that too

Buckethead: YOU DON'T GIMME MY FOOD ILL WEAR AN A&W BUCKET INSTEAD

Manager: I don't Think A&W has Buckets...

Buckethead: MCdonalds?

Manager: Don't think so

Buckethead: oh wait, they don't do happy meal buckets anymore do they?

Manager
: I'm pretty sure were the only one's that do the Bucket thing...

----few seconds of silence----

Narrator: And so buckethead took off the bucket revealing long white hair. Everyone said "WTF!?" They all chased him down and took off his mask and staring into all their eyes was...GOD!!
Gear

Guitars
Ibanez ART 300
Squier Strat
Godin 12 string Antique cedarburst
Ibanez RGD 320

Amps
Peavey Vypyr Tube 60W
Peavey Solo 15 W
Fender 10 W

Effects
Dunlop GCB - 95 Crybaby wah
Boss DD-7 Digital Delay
Boss MT-2 Distortion
#2
I can't find the funny D=
*Insert witty boisterous relic of seemingly useless allegory for means of simply amusing a random personage*

My babies:

Epiphone Les Paul (Honeyburst)
Fender MiM Strat (Classic Black/White)
Epiphone Riviera (Wine Red)
#3
Holy fuck that was terrible.
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#4
That was crap.

I thought you were gonna say "I met Buckethead at KFC the other day, here's a pic" and just have a picture of you next to someone with a KFC bucket on their head.
#5
It's filled with awesomness, don't you agree?
Gear

Guitars
Ibanez ART 300
Squier Strat
Godin 12 string Antique cedarburst
Ibanez RGD 320

Amps
Peavey Vypyr Tube 60W
Peavey Solo 15 W
Fender 10 W

Effects
Dunlop GCB - 95 Crybaby wah
Boss DD-7 Digital Delay
Boss MT-2 Distortion
#7
Quote by filthandfury
That was crap.



you are crap
Gear

Guitars
Ibanez ART 300
Squier Strat
Godin 12 string Antique cedarburst
Ibanez RGD 320

Amps
Peavey Vypyr Tube 60W
Peavey Solo 15 W
Fender 10 W

Effects
Dunlop GCB - 95 Crybaby wah
Boss DD-7 Digital Delay
Boss MT-2 Distortion
#10
i want my 2 minutes back
Quote by bassmanjoe08
Dan

Don't stop being you <3


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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#11
Quote by Hanzi_G
Holy fuck that was terrible.

QFT
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I asked my son he said nothing but he just asked me he wants a psyachatrist (spelling?) Because he heard voices calling out his name. What a freak.



Control your life through insanity.


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#12
Quote by tryhonesty
you are crap


Nice comeback, my 6 year old cousin definately couldn't have come up with that one.
#13
Quote by filthandfury
That was crap.

I thought you were gonna say "I met Buckethead at KFC the other day, here's a pic" and just have a picture of you next to someone with a KFC bucket on their head.

Exactly what I wanted to see.
KatehMonster
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#14
that was...............


really really bad actually
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Hey! Now you can molest you're grandma and she won't remember! Score!!!



Gear:
Fender Aerodyne Jazz Bass
Fender V Jazz
Ashdown MAG 410
EH Bass Big MUff
MXR Bass Octave Deluxe
Digitech Synth Wah
#16
Did Buckethead wank off really loudly in the bathroom and make a screeching sound that made you want to shove a pencil in your ears?
#17
*induces vomitting*

That was possibly the stupidest thing I've read in the last four to five months.
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#18
Terrible attempt at trolling.

Unless you were serious.

Terrible attempt at life.

EDIT: Those copyright music files on your profile are ban-worthy.....
Last edited by AA00P at Mar 7, 2009,
#19
It's awful mate!

What actually surprises me, it took you 2 days to write this?!?!
Beau, oui, comme Bowie
Last edited by TaV0 at Mar 7, 2009,
#22
Quote by G.a.c.771
when i read the last paragraph, I thought buckethead was him:





Well, you'd be right in thinking that. Buckethead is in fact Colonel Sanders