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God, I am so mad that I could roundhouse kick a baby through a barbed-wired fence, sending its internal organs all over the place in little spliced up pieces, and it leaving a bloody mist suspended in the air, and the particles land on my shirt. I get pissed off at the fact I just ruined another perfectly good wife-beater, and i get in my car and drive home crazily, hitting the occasional old lady, sending their groceries and their generics up in the air. I get home and that bitch is complaining about my crazed murdering string as of late, so I pick up a blunt object and knock her out. Of course my children will be home in a half hour, so I got to make this a quickie. She wakes up 10 minutes later strapped to the wall. She looks down and sees that I have removed all the muscle and fat from her left leg, all their is is bone, bone covered in red hate. I heat up a george forman grill and put her hand in it. The juices oooze out and i swirl it in a cup mixed with saliva and urine. I take the cup and throw the concoction in her eyes, blinding her, and when she cannot see, I send the hard side of baseball bat through the front of her face, sending brain matter on the wall in an eliptical manner. I sit down and start to play stairway to heaven on my acoustic guitar. My children walked in from the bus stop, blank, like the present condition of my brain, and i go into a spiraling madness and break the guitar over my sons head. He is left dead on the floor, staring into what seems, fate. I then realize, i didnt kill my daughter. I just whip out my .45 and kill her, execution style. I then take my own life...

The real point of this, is that this story would eventually end up on the news, and summed up with little effort as "a tragedy." You talk to your spouse about it in the morning over a cup of coffee, tears running down your face. This is all you can think about on your commute to work. You let this effect you in your daily work, and this sends you into a spiraling depression, after all, that man, that "brother" of yours just took the lives of 1/3 of your family.Humans die every day, and every day more are born. Same goes for any species of any animal out there, after all, we are animals ourselves. Learn to let go. Dont let this effect you, live a life with pleasure, for you too will one day die, just like everything else on this tiny insignificant rock, and from there, you dont know what you have. Skip the religion, live a balanced life with pleasure and happiness... a humanistic life, if you will...

Edit: So Pit, are you drawn into religion, are you a person lost in past experiences, or do you prefer to live your life with self enjoyment and personal fulfillment? I myself think I have been through alot at my younger age, be it loss of family members, or any other tough obstacle(s), and I have not cried, I have not sulked at all, I just move on.
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Last edited by PluckU at Mar 8, 2009,
#5
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#6
wat
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#7
*blink*
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#8
tl;dr

Personaly i think the red is the way to go.
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#9
cool story bro
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#14
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mmm... copypasta


not at all. i would like to see you copypasta anything from this and return a result on google, or ask, or yahoo, whatever your little heart desires.
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#17
these are the kinds of things you to let go through wisky
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#19
woooooah.

I agree with your last sentence
Skip the religion, live a balanced life with pleasure and happiness... a humanistic life, if you will...
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#20
Back the fun bus the fuck up. What did I just read?
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#21
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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?


i have to sig that...
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#22
Mmmmkay. Blog it up.
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#26
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I send the hard side of baseball bat through the front of her face, sending brain matter on the wall in an eliptical manner.


...as opposed to.. this?




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#29
I have no idea what's going on, so...

I like turtles.
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#30


Was all the effort REALLY worth something we will all forget in the next few minutes?
#34
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Retards like you trying to be funny with a dumb picture.
I was just wanting to see a reaction you furry little pit monkeys.
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#36
Oh and you're little story is messed up. In the first paragraph you go from saying what you'd want to do, to what you did and then you switch to 3rd person at the last sentence.
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Retards like you trying to be funny with a dumb picture.
I was just wanting to see a reaction you furry little pit monkeys.


Are you satisfied now?


...but seriously... "the hard side of a baseball bat"???

...is there a soft side?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#38
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Are you satisfied now?


...but seriously... "the hard side of a baseball bat"???

...is there a soft side?


well if you want to know the truth...
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Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

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Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#40
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Never do bad things, always do good things.


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