im not experienced at writing lyrics, but i am the only one in my band that will agree to do it so here is my first of hopefully many attempts, help would be appreciated,

I! am never gonna face my self again
i know im at the back of the pen
and i will remain there for some time to come

You! Ive had enough of your lies
im sick of runnign around,
just to find a place to die, i need somewhere to run
{around here it changes key from A mixolydian to E aeolian}
a self proclaimed pessimist
following my own destruction path
i dont give a **** about your opinion
and i a'int here to make you laugh

{spoken} no ****in way man
{goes back to A myxo}

Still! never gonna face myself again
and i aint even go the time to spend
talking about this more, falls on deaf ears

so tell me! what the hell am i supposed to do
how am i supposed to survive
when its love thats making me dead
and its hate thats keeping me 'live!!!!!!
{guitar solo}
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)