#2
...wut

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#3
I am SOOO CONFUSED!!!!

EDIT: I get it now!!
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
Last edited by chromeguitars at Mar 7, 2009,
#4
she's ****ing crazy dude
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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#6
Call her up.
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shadesofanger, you're my hero.


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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#9
Picky much?
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YESI love you.


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Ever stuck their finger in their ass, just to see what it was like? I did


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My sister has a big ass
#11
wow....i didnt think amish people knew about craigslist
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Wait.. you had sex thirty seconds ago and now you're in The Pit?
... you sir, are sick...


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I can play bass.
That's not a useless talent.
It's just useless.

#13
"Can I stare at you while you poop or piss?

Penis over 7 inches but below 9 inches?

Hurt me. (Holds breath.. Clenched teeth.. Closes her eyes, prays and crosses fingers and legs.) Sensitive nipples?

Can you take cold baths or showers, occasionally assisted with ice cubes? Does the color red threaten you?"

Bitch is cray-zeee
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I asked my son he said nothing but he just asked me he wants a psyachatrist (spelling?) Because he heard voices calling out his name. What a freak.



Control your life through insanity.


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#15
Wow, she lookin for her dream man through Craigslist?
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Oh, look at those naughty waffles and their banana's...

*fapfapfapfapfap*

(if this is against the rules, I'll take it down.)
#16
"Penis over 7 inches but below 9 inches? Hurt me. (Holds breath.. Clenched teeth.. Closes her eyes, prays and crosses fingers and legs.) Sensitive nipples?"

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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#17
Do you approve of abortion, yet against stem cell research? If in the situation, after funding the abortion session, would you sit in the waiting room worried sick about me while they gut out the unwanted fetus?

WTF!?
#22
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That should be on "Best of CL"

How do I send that in to best of or is it picked by the owners of CL?
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Why do you hate America?
#23
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.....a sphincter says what?


wat?
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I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.
#24
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.....a schvinkter says what?


Fix'd
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#25
that was 2 funny.... geees talk about 1 in a trillion
never hit a guy with glasses always use your fist
#29
AHAHAHAHAHA
Thats just amazing.
She's probably got more mental issues than that which exist!
Shes an insanity inventor
#31
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wait op, so you are looking for women on craigslist? Come on man thats low.

nothin wrong with gettin down w/ teeh dirty pusssah