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#1
The Pit stupid
It is full of twelve year olds
Do they know haiku?

Edit: Yeah, I was supposed to chuck an "is" in that first line. Oh well.
Last edited by Chrois at Mar 8, 2009,
#2
A duck dances
Gently on a breeze out
side, do you like m
y pretentious
poetry?

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#3
Quote by Zero-Hartman
A duck dances
Gently on a breeze out
side, do you like m
y pretentious
poetry?

THAT'S NOT A HAIKU
#4
Quote by Chrois
The Pit stupid
It is full of twelve year olds
Do they know haiku?



Hey, your post is flawed
You aim to write 5-7-5
But failed terribly
#7
Quote by 100%guitarmad
THAT'S NOT A HAIKU

Has to be Haiku?
Well, TS did not tell me
That bloody douchebag

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
Quote by 100%guitarmad
That was 5-8-6...



No, it wasn't. Could be 6 at the end. "Terribly" contains 3 or 4 syllables?
And second one was 7

Edit: And I have ****ty grammar
#10
Quote by soulflyV
"Wow, look at me,
I have discovered haikus"
am i r smart yet?


You screwed up too, man! I think this proves haikus have evolved and thus nobody can comprehend them anymore. Damn, I liked haikus.
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#11
Quote by Chrois
The Pit stupid
It is full of twelve year olds
Do they know haiku?


I don't trust you to write anything.
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#13
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No, it wasn't. Could be 6 at the end. "Terribly" contains 3 or 4 syllables?
And second one was 7

Edit: And I have ****ty grammar


Second one is 8 yo. I think you're not counting the '7' as two syllables.
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#15
Quote by ACG
Second one is 8 yo. I think you're not counting the '7' as two syllables.



****

Jokes on me I guess
#17
Quote by 100%guitarmad
That was 5-8-6...


no. that was definately 5-7-5.

TS was 4-7-5. kinda stupid cause it would have been a haiku AND have good grammar if the first line were the "pit is stupid"
#19
I'll do a limerick

There once was a place called the pit
Some say its full of s**t
I say its weird
the mods are feared
and this limerick really sucks d**k
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#20
Bufallo Bufallo
Buffallo Bufallo Bufallo
Bufallo Bufallo


...>____> <_______<
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#22
There was once a young man named SoulflyV
Who got stung on the lip by a bee
He pulled out his sword
He sliced and he roared
But he was later consumed by a tree.

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
Oh, Australia,
You are fat and smell like sweets,
and you look like beets.

edit: BURN.
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#24
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#25
Quote by Zero-Hartman
There was once a young man named SoulflyV
Who got stung on the lip by a bee
He pulled out his sword
He sliced and he roared
But he was later consumed by a tree.


This tale is of a young man named Hartman
Who found it quite hard to get hard, when
He sited a lass,
He fell straight on his ass,
And cried all night to the barman.
#26
Quote by soulflyV
This tale is of a young man named Hartman
Who found it quite hard to get hard, when
He sited a lass,
He fell straight on his ass,
And cried all night to the barman.

Sounds about right

It sort of makes my idiotic ramblings about trees and insects redundant, this poem.

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#27
In Shakespeare's time there was a poetic form.
It has grown hugely famous through the world.
I will now attempt one to change to norm
But f*** me it's disgusting and you will have hurled.
My haiku was a dismal failure, guys,
I left a word out of the first damn line.
And when I came back it was a surprise
I guess I really deserved your words that time.
I was writing and bantering all night
With friends of mine on good old MSN.
I'd grown accustomed so I had a fright
When I f***cked up and comments would not end.
So forgive me for a stupid little error
Never again will I try to be clever.
Last edited by Chrois at Mar 8, 2009,
#28
A forum exists
For lyrical vomitings
Which are mostly crap

So perhaps this thread
Will consist of much less fail
Or perhaps it won't
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#29
Yo, Australia,
all you have is kangaroos,
bow down to me, beeeeyitch (1 syllable).

I'm just so good at burning Australia.
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#31
Quote by ACG
Yo, Australia,
all you have is kangaroos,
bow down to me, beeeeyitch (1 syllable).

I'm just so good at burning Australia.

Canada is gay
So are its inhabitants
Gay, so very gay.

Yea, bitch. Lets see you come back from that br00tal haiku.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#33
I sit at the edge of my seat, thinking I would be clever
And make a comment about TS' latest endeavour
I sat back, played some blues and smirked
I re-read my post and went berzerk
So TS wherever you may be
Feel free to enjoy the irony
#34
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Canada is gay
So are its inhabitants
Gay, so very gay.

Yea, bitch. Lets see you come back from that br00tal haiku.


Canada licks men,
But Australia watches,
you are sick bastards.
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#36
Bristol for the win
You weird foreign pitmonkeys
It's a gert lush place
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#37
Poems are so gay
Only queerosexuals like
This will make my day
BROCCOLIS
I ated them all.
#38
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Poems are so gay
Only queerosexuals like
This will make my day

This has nothing to do with the thread
But your username reminds me of something from Father Ted
The psycho guy has a shirt saying I shot JR
That is all.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#40
Quote by soulflyV
You just lost the game


You sir are a cunt!
You made me lose it as well
Now I'm full of fail

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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
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