#1
ok u guys, i need help
i was masturbating last night and my chest started hurting
now, im not wat u would call fit but i sure as hell can take a few minutes of fapping
so i decide to call it quits and go to bed, thinking it would go away
well, i woke up this morning and i couldn't breath
wats wrong wit me??
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
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I'm not a doctor.

doesn't mean u have to be
i'm sure this has happened to one of the many UGers out there
and one of them is bound to help me (i hope)
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#8
ouch, looks like someone's preggers...
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God punched you in the chest. He doesn't like masturbaters ya know.

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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#17
eat, drink or do something unusual lately? could be an allergy attack, or a stressor attack from a certain activity. i've been diagnoised with sex headaches, meaning whenever i'm on the brink, i get severe headaches. i'm on beta blockers for the headaches, and liquid painkillers for extreme joint pain, slight chest pains that i get when i exercise too much, and to cope with stress; and now my doctor tells me he needs to ween me off the painkillers because he believes i'm addicted and depressed.
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#21
...so, you woke up and couldn't breath? If only. Would've saved a lot of people the trouble of telling you to go to a doctor.
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eat, drink or do something unusual lately? could be an allergy attack, or a stressor attack from a certain activity. i've been diagnoised with sex headaches, meaning whenever i'm on the brink, i get severe headaches. i'm on beta blockers for the headaches, and liquid painkillers for extreme joint pain, slight chest pains that i get when i exercise too much, and to cope with stress; and now my doctor tells me he needs to ween me off the painkillers because he believes i'm addicted and depressed.

i was pulling it coz i caught me now ex gf making out wit some guy
stress could be the answer
+10 for actually trying to help
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#23
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i was pulling it coz i caught me now ex gf making out wit some guy
stress could be the answer
+10 for actually trying to help


You masturbated to the thought of your girlfriend cheating on you?

You have serious problems.
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lol... just... lol
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#25
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You masturbated to the thought of your girlfriend cheating on you?

You have serious problems.

thats wat the other doctors said
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#26
Quote by boreamor
You masturbated to the thought of your girlfriend cheating on you?

You have serious problems.


how could one get off, or get hard for that matter with the thought of a girlfriend cheating on them....well, unless TS wanted to club him/her in an unusual way...
#27
Maybe the semen clogged up your throat and that's why you couldn't breathe.

And the chestpains were just a heartattack.
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how could one get off, or get hard for that matter with the thought of a girlfriend cheating on them....well, unless TS wanted to club him/her in an unusual way...

it takes skill my friend
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#29
U haz teh AIDz. Next plz!

If that sort of thing that gets you in the zone, then perhaps a threesome would be your solution -- just imagine taking a shot at your ex-girlfriend with your love-cannon after all she's done...

Seriously though, have you talked to your ex since you split up? Perhaps you just need to accept that you've split up with her, and talking to her would probably help.
#30
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U haz teh AIDz. Next plz!

If that sort of thing that gets you in the zone, then perhaps a threesome would be your solution -- just imagine taking a shot at your ex-girlfriend with your love-cannon after all she's done...

Seriously though, have you talked to your ex since you split up? Perhaps you just need to accept that you've split up with her, and talking to her would probably help.

i have
we decided to try to stay friends but i just cant get over wat could've been

and to clear things up, i was trying to let a few lose but i couldn't stop thinking about her so i stopped
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#31
Im amazed that this thread isnt closed yet
Never, NEVER stay friends with ur ex just out of the fact that when shes angry she can say that u have a small penis even tough its not true
Last edited by chocolategod at Mar 8, 2009,
#32
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Im amazed that this thread isnt closed yet
Never, NEVER stay friends with ur ex just out of the fact that when shes angry she can say that u have a small penis even tough its not true

sshhhhhh....
they might hear u

kinda hard when her best friend is also my best friend
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its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
Last edited by Sakattack75 at Mar 8, 2009,
#33
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sshhhhhh....
they might hear u

kinda hard when her best friend is also my best friend

well that sucks, then theres not much u can do buddy
#34
You gave yourself AIDs!!!! O.o

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