Poll: Taking a dump for...
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View poll results: Taking a dump for...
5 minutes or less
126 49%
~10 minutes
83 32%
~20 minutes
21 8%
More them 30 minutes
5 2%
1 hour or more
20 8%
Voters: 257.
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#1
I thought this would be an interesting topic.
How long you usually take to take a dump?
#2
3 minutes, 43 seconds
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#4
However long it takes to come back down on top of me when I'm lying in the bathtub
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#6
This is the best thread I have ever entered!...

I swear I have taken a poo in under 10 seconds before.
#7
Between 5-10 min I guess.. I listen to music while I do and I get carried away listening to the song.
#8
is wipeing my ass included in this poll?
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#10
I bring magazines when I poop, and I usually hate to leave halfway through and article, so I usually sit there for a while even after I'm done. My legs have fallen asleep many times because of it.
#11
do you ever sit on the toilet soooo long ( while listening to music say) that your legs go Numb??


Also as a side topic..... who wipes their bum standing up, and who wipes it sitting down?
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#13
i ussually take a book / comic book with me, and take my time, sometimes i sit and just hold it in. and then , bombs away :p
#14
If I'm in a hurry I can usually dump in less than 5 minutes. Otherwise, I take my time and sit on the throne for maybe 10 minutes or so.
#16
Well, sometimes I read in there long after I'm done pooping
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#17
I take a dump at the same times each day. I take a huge one after i get home from school before 2, and then again awhile after dinner between 6 and 7. Usually the first one takes in between 10 and 20 minutes and the other one is a breeze.
#18
10 minutes to one hour ++, depending of what I brought with me to read during dump.
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#19
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10 minutes to one hour ++, depending of what I brought with me to read during dump.

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#22
Well i forgot to mention i take usually 10-15 minutes and this is a "regular dump" not diarrhea or something like that
#23
The actual dump can literally take a few seconds. Wiping on the other takes longer, especially with excessive hair .
#24
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The actual dump can literally take a few seconds. Wiping on the other takes longer, especially with excessive hair .

hair on your ass? i have the same problem
#26
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The actual dump can literally take a few seconds. Wiping on the other takes longer, especially with excessive hair .

+1

Actual dump: 30 sec
Wiping: 2 min
Listening music: 27 min 30 sec
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#27
i do my taxes in the bathroom.....so yea
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#28
Depends what's going on. If I gotta leave then I'll go ASAP. If there are people in the room(s) near me I will also go fast. But if I have no plans or anything I will take my sweet ass (haha) time on my throne.
#29
I voted 5 minutes, but I take my ipod with me, and after the deed is done and flushed, I sit there and watch a movie. Hell yeah.
For real.
#30
Quote by hazzmatazz
The actual dump can literally take a few seconds. Wiping on the other takes longer, especially with excessive hair .


wow now i got that image on my mind...
#31
up to ten minutes..
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#32
Only a few minutes of actual dumpage, but then I read while I'm in there... the only time I actually read a book during the day. But I get into it and I'll be in there for a while.
#33
up to ten minutes..
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#34
Anyone who needs over 5 minutes needs to eat better.

Anyone over half an hour needs to see a bloody doctor.

Ew.
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#37
Does this include reading and/or masturbation time on top of the actual excretion time?
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#38
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The actual dump can literally take a few seconds. Wiping on the other takes longer, especially with excessive hair .



I used to have this problem, the key is pushing!

Fire that turd out at the speed of light causing the water splash back up,thus cleansing your anus :-)
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#39
Anyone ever simultaneously taking a poo and ejaculated?

I have never done it or even tried it, but apparently it is amazing?
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