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So, I met this chic at this party last night that my band were playing. She liked Clash and in my books that is awesome. So we went outside to listen to them on my iPod, next thing I know i got my hands on her ass and making out. But whenever I opened my eyes, she was just staring up at me. It was quite ... strange and made me feel awkward. Anyone else had this?
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#2
dammit, I thought this would be a thread where we all share our embarrassing make out stories. Like cutting your tongue on their braces.....
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#3
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dammit, I thought this would be a thread where we all share our embarrassing make out stories. Like cutting your tongue on their braces.....


That is the worst thing
#6
I had a similar experience only she was giving me the dead tongue. That didn't last long.
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Quote by Bamitchell
dammit, I thought this would be a thread where we all share our embarrassing make out stories. Like cutting your tongue on their braces.....



well, i didnt say no-one could do this. so, the thread is now about this
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#8
Some people like to keep their eyes open.


Didn't think of that one didja?
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#9
Bitch slap her in the face.
Its the only solution known to man-kind.
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#11
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Some people like to keep their eyes open.


Didn't think of that one didja?


well obviously ... it just made me feel awkward, being watched and all; kinda like bein in my own pg-13 porno
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#12
I once had a coughing fit halfway through. Also I almost choked on her spit once. Both embarrassing.
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#13
Oh yeah, so many times I've been so unfortunate to have things like this happen to me.

#14
Maybe she actually thought you were attractive.


HA YEAH RIGHT!


No really, it was probably one of those times where you're so disgusted but you can't quite look away.....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#15
Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life
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#16
This one time, I was kissing this girl, then I realized "Oh damn - it's a beaver!"

You can take that whichever way you choose.
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#17
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Maybe she actually thought you were attractive.


HA YEAH RIGHT!


No really, it was probably one of those times where you're so disgusted but you can't quite look away.....


you've just lowered my self esteem
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Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life


aww dude
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#19
i had the exact same thing happen to me except we listened to avenged sevenfold instead of the clash
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i had the exact same thing happen to me except we listened to avenged sevenfold instead of the clash


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This one time, I was kissing this girl, then I realized "Oh damn - it's a beaver!"

You can take that whichever way you choose.


hmm ... i cant decide which is funnier
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She was making sure you hot enough to make out with.

If she stopped, sorry but...
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please not be this
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Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life

Man dude, this guy I used to go to school with ate a chick out while she was on her period.................
sim simma

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#25
Quote by acetherockstar
i had the exact same thing happen to me except we listened to avenged sevenfold instead of the clash



So what, it was a fat emo chick?


Seriously, anyone else notice those are the only girls who listen to A7x.....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#26
Quote by JeanMi36
Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life


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Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life
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So what, it was a fat emo chick?


Seriously, anyone else notice those are the only girls who listen to A7x.....

I don't socialise with fat emo chicks, so I don't know.

Wait, what?
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you've just lowered my self esteem


A-HA!

But yeahhhh... I was at a concert once, and when I went outside the place for a smoke afterward, a girl was sitting listening to some band, cant remember for sure. Maybe American Headcharge, but i started listening to it with her, and it said something about spanking. So she reared back and slapped my ass really hard. xD Then, later, she got so drunk and stoned, we started making out and she passed out in the middle of it. >.<
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#29
Quote by Bamitchell
So what, it was a fat emo chick?


Seriously, anyone else notice those are the only girls who listen to A7x.....


one of the hottest girls i f'ed luvd a7x. yes, she was emo ... but damn she was fine
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#30
I would have liked the story more if she ran away with your iPod.
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#31
A girl sucked my tongue so hard that she ripped the thin bit of skin connecting it to the bottom of my mouth. Mouthful of blood. Pain.

Also had a nosebleed at the wrong moment the other day ...
#33
Quote by GangsterLi
one of the hottest girls i f'ed luvd a7x. yes, she was emo ... but damn she was fine



Well, MOST chicks I've seen that like A7x are fat and emo.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#34
Quote by JeanMi36
Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life


o gawd that's gross! you poor soul
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#35
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I had a cold a few weeks ago and kept sniffling while banging my girlfriend. XD


If that counts.


well ... i bet she was thinking "i swear i cleaned my pussy earlier"
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#36
Hahaha eye contact while making out = mega akward
One time i was making out with a girl and i sneezed
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I had a cold a few weeks ago and kept sniffling while banging my girlfriend. XD


If that counts.


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Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life
#40
Quote by deathbyriley
Hahaha eye contact while making out = mega akward
One time i was making out with a girl and i sneezed



Ugh, you mean sneeze IN her mouth?


that'd be ****ing awesome.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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