#1
Taken strait out of Ripley's Believe it or Not 2009. Page 145.

"Kermit Fan-
A man claiming to have a bomb took over a radio station in Wanganui, New Zealand in 1995 and demanded to hear the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog!"

This man is the biggest reason to have an abortion. Ever. Because I just lost all hope in Humanity.
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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

#2
ha, awesoommeeeee
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#4
Sounds like a good idea to me....
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#6
i would've done that if i could
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#10
maybe he didn't like Napster
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#11
good for him.
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#12
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I got that book for christmas!! I'm gonna look that up right now!

It's to the right of the pic of 2 women holding a giant red sweater.
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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

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It's to the right of the pic of 2 women holding a giant red sweater.


I seen it

Check out page 57 for the most cutest picture of a hairless Guinea Pig.


I want one now.
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#17
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cool story bro.





im sorry i had to.
the image just clicked in my mind when you said that.

but yeah that story makes me sort of lose faith in humanity too TS, if i had any left for humanity.
#18
He knows how to get what he wants, probably wasn't even a real bomb. Hell if i was the DJ he wouldn't even need a bomb to do that, all he would need to do was ask me.
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I seen it

Check out page 57 for the most cutest picture of a hairless Guinea Pig.


I want one now.

It's a "designer" pet. Meaning it's probably $30,000. Just shave a real guinea pig.
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#27
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im sorry i had to.
the image just clicked in my mind when you said that.

but yeah that story makes me sort of lose faith in humanity too TS, if i had any left for humanity.

oh my sides.
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Hey guys in the last 3 weeks I ****ed all the girls in this picture, what do you think?

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It's a "designer" pet. Meaning it's probably $30,000. Just shave a real guinea pig.


I could never shave a Guinea Pig, as my mom has one and it's the most awesome animal ever! You make clicking, kissing noises at her and she'll squeak REALLY loud everytime.


I guinea pigs.
#31
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oh my sides.


haha, i knew that would get someone loling.
#32
Go to page 98, would you tap the girl to the left of the ketchup drinker. I would in 1 second.
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#33
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im sorry i had to.
the image just clicked in my mind when you said that.

but yeah that story makes me sort of lose faith in humanity too TS, if i had any left for humanity.


that made me laugh really hard for some reason....
#34
I wonder who in the world that coulda been

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#35
"Music became a healer for me. And I learned to listen with all my being. I found that it could wipe away all the emotions of fear and confusion relating to my family." Eric Clapton